Now Former MLB’r Albert Belle Is Driving Wasted Showing Girls His Dick n’ Balls.

Mar 26, 2018
|

Source  –  Former Cleveland Indians baseball player Albert Belle was arrested in Arizona over the weekend for several charges, include indecent exposure and driving under the influence.

According to police records filed in Maricopa County, Belle was booked on Sunday, March 25.

Belle has been charged with:

  • 2 counts of indecent exposure
  • 1 count of DUI-liquor/drugs/vapors/combo
  • 1 count of DUI w/BAC of .08 or more

Belle, now 51, played 8 seasons with the Cleveland Indians. He hit 242 home runs while playing with the Tribe.

Maricopa County is seated in the south-central region of Arizona

Albert looks terrific.  He was always thick and being left to drink through your 30 million dollar fortune adds unwanted pounds and apparently also makes you show female officers your penis when you get arrested.

Throwing unwanted dick at people seems to be the order of the day.  I missed that era where guys like Albert, Louis CK, Paul Bliss, Donald Trump used their penis like bait.  Maybe I was sheltered but unfortunately, I grew up in a home where you never showed people your pile unless it was consensual or medical.

Every day we would leave the house and my dad would yell “Have a great day and remember, don’t show people your dick and balls.”

Maybe Albert didn’t have a socially conscious dad like I did.

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

Related stories