NSFW: New Naked Dating Show, ‘Naked Attraction’ Is Now Streaming On HBO Max And I Don’t Hate The Concept

Sep 26, 2023

I don’t hate this idea at all. Let’s be honest. We all play genital roulette when we start dating someone. What is genital roulette? I am glad you asked.

Genital roulette is when you start dating someone and hope to god that if you like them enough when you end up pulling down their pants that they don’t have a micro penis or meat wallet. It’s a real fear. Imagine you go on a date with someone and they check all the boxes and then when it comes to sexy time they are working with something a little smelly or small. It’s a deal breaker, and don’t get on your high horse and say it isn’t. It always was a true fear of mine. I’ve been pleasantly surprised before and also shocked.

Well fear no more, I introduce you to Max’s new show ‘ Naked Attraction’.

Max’s latest addition, the UK’s notorious dating show “Naked Attraction,” istands as a stark testament to the lengths to which networks will stoop for ratings.

This show, infamous for its unabashed full-frontal nudity, has contestants choosing dates based solely on physical appearance, with all participants in the buff.

Before diving into this visual onslaught, viewers are cautioned:

β€œThe following series is intended only for mature audiences.”

The warning elaborates, β€œIt contains full frontal nudity, coarse language, and graphic discussions about the human body. Viewer discretion is advised.”

This is a shameless exploitation of human vulnerability for mere viewership… π—£π—˜π—₯π—œπ—’π——.

In this relentless pursuit of shock value, it’s evident that the entertainment industry has lost its last shred of dignity, dragging the audience into its moral abyss.

I love it. Let’s get down to it right away and stop wasting everyone’s time. I say we take this concept into the dating world and show each other our business before we waste countless amounts of hours and money on dates.

You’re welcome.

Contributing Writers

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