We all like sex, but no one likes sex THIS much. Maybe it’s my age, but 6-7 times a day sounds like a chore. I feel like Victoria Banks is engaging in “defensive action,” – where a partner keeps another partner busy with sex with the hope that he’ll be too tired to cheat.

I'll pass lol. Nothing about this sounds enticing. pic.twitter.com/zYyNYPLDFH

— TerrorChris🇯🇲🇯🇲 (@Da1nOnlyCMart) March 29, 2023

Vicki Banks sounds like she annoys her partner with sex.

Do you want your partner showing up to your place of work at lunch to ask if you need to empty your balls?

Do you want to come home to dinner to have more sex after having sex when you wake up, after breakfast, at lunch, then again at dinner??

I certainly don’t. Regardless of my partner’s hotness, there’s no world where I want to take a break from my day 6-7 times to gear down for some sex. Ever. I’m busy, and sex is an involved activity that requires a gear switch, and I can’t switch that gear from off to on several times a day.

I revere sex addicts the same way I revere Lumberjacks. It sounds fucking fantastic until you realize what goes into it, then you’re all like, “Nope. That sounds WAY too involved.”

Total respect for Lumberjacks and people who book need to bone 6-7 times a day, but I’m not that guy. If that were a pre-requisite to a relationship, I’d bounce after the conversation was breached.

What’s wrong with working a full day – then having sex (after everyone showers)?

Can we first brush our teeth or have a coffee with a lovely vanilla Silk oat creamer?

Do you have to show up at my place of work at lunch, or can I grab wings or a sub and have a minute?

You might think you’re that guy, but you’re not. You’ll tell you’re friends you are, but you’re not at all.

DB