Oh No: Maple Leafs Acquire The Turtleneck Wearing Tomas Plekanec

Shug McSween Feb 25, 2018

What the fuck is going on right now? The Turtleneck is coming to Toronto? Rangers and Devils making deals. Leafs and Habs making deals. What a time to be alive.

Did I mention he wears a Turtleneck when he plays hockey?

Maybe now they can deal Leo for a first round pick and top prospect?

In all seriousness, if the Leafs traded JVR right now, they would get at least a first, second, and a top prospect? Worth it? He’s signing with either the Rangers or the Devils, so why not?

But back to the Turtleneck wearing Plekanec, 6 goals and 24 points in mostly bottom six minutes for the Habs. He’s going to be hard to cheer for. Sure, he has some decent speed left in the tank and can bury a timely goal or two, but so can Dominic Moore, so is this really an upgrade? And could those pieces have not gone with a bigger package for a right-handed D-man?

The only thing I like about this deal is the fact Tommy Turtleneck has played 87 playoff games and has produced. Maybe I can warm up to this deal? It will depend on if this is the only move Lou pulls off before Monday’s deadline.

More to come from the wild and wacky. But fuck, this one could be hard to swallow.

 

Shug McSween

Shug McSween is a veteran here at DeanBlundell.com and has been contributing since day one. A sports nut with a sophisticated opinion, expect McSween to cover any and everything he's passionate about. When he's not busy writing and editing for our crew, McSween likes to get away via fairways and greens. He also contributes to The Hockey Writers, NHLTradeRumors.me and BballRumors.com

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