Via New York Post

We can guarantee you did not have this on your Bingo card.

Multiple people were struck Friday night by gunfire at the White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field in Chicago.

An investigation into how this possibly could have happened was carried out and the conclusion almost defies belief.

Peggy Kusinski reported on ESPN 1000 in Chicago on Tuesday that the shooting was an “accidental discharge”.

Furthermore, in explaining how the gun could have made it past the metal detectors that have become standard at the entrances of every major league sporting event in the country, Kusinski said one of the women who was grazed by a bullet in the incident “snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat.”

Ah yes, the old glock in the gunt trick.

Seriously, this can only happen in the United States of America. How big were her belly fat rolls that she could hide an entire gun between them? I wonder if she was on a Hamilton Harley when she did it. Probably.

In any case, if you are ever sad you live in Canada just read American news, it makes it all better.