Our newest Blogger Abby Simpson went braless on Twitter yesterday to prove a point
Abby joined us a couple of weeks ago from Vancouver. She’s easily the smartest blogger we have and far too professional for this wad of meatheads.
Making the best of a bad hair day. Another podcast recorded, sun came out after it rained. That’s Monday around here. pic.twitter.com/eTcx6A2ZIC
— Abby (@abbythetweet) April 27, 2020
Sometimes, I swear I got a coffee table just to test the theory that I will never be without at least one throbbing bone bruise from something right in front of my face that I still refuse to see.
— Abby (@abbythetweet) April 28, 2020
Yesterday Abby went braless in the wrinkliest tartan shirt on the planet to prove a point. Bras are for presentation and giving a shit about wearing them when you don’t have to is for suckers.
Warning. Abby doesn’t iron.
Some days, I wear a bra just to fill out a shirt. Other days, the shirt can hang, idgaf. And no, I’m not ironing in isolation. I said idgaf.
Hashtagging this #TittieTuesday just to troll those lookin’ fer bewbs. #smallboobs pic.twitter.com/IP0oBmaHYp
— Abby (@abbythetweet) April 28, 2020
A) Abby spelled boobs ‘bewbs’ which is incorrect but cool.
B) Abby is the master of her own destiny, unafraid to post a picture of her chest for the purposes of female empowerment.
C) Most of you clicked on this blog hoping to see some nudity which makes you a bunch of sick bastards.
Now how do you feel? Clicking on links with the expressed hope you might catch some side boob or areola is a sad quarantine game that should make you reassess your online life.
If Abby hauled em out I wouldn’t post that unless she let me and even then, I have no desire to give our users table scraps of nudity for the sake of nudity so I probably wouldn’t post it regardless.
Abby’s braless Tweet should serve as a reminder to men everywhere, women have every right to feel as dangerous as they want to without repercussions from online perverts looking for a cheap thrill.
If Abby wants to pull a shirt out of her laundry pile and chooses to snap #tittietuesday selfie, I’m all in because I get it. It’s about community, not boobs.
Stay woke, fellas. And you’re welcome.
PS: Abby needs an iron so if you have one, hit her up @abbythetweet. She’ll be forever grateful.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
