You gotta hand it to Pamela Anderson, she still knows how to get people talking.

Her new book, “Love, Pamela,” is filled to the, um, brim with crazy stories about celebrity culture, overcoming adversity, and the life she created for herself after being discovered in the crowd at a football game.

The reported highlights are unreal, yet totally believable.

• She dated director Mario Van Peebles and had very unsafe sex with him. “We made love for the first time in a field of long, soft grasses, as horses ran dangerously close, almost trampling us.”

• She helped Jack Nicholson achieve orgasm when she couldn’t stop watching him as he had a threesome at the Playboy Mansion. “Mr. Nicholson had two beautiful women with him. They were giggling and kissing up against the wall, sliding all over each other. I walked by to use the mirror, bending over the sink to fix my lip gloss. Trying not to look, but I couldn’t help myself and caught his eye in the reflection. I guess that got him to the finish line, because he made a funny noise, smiled and said, ‘Thanks, dear.’”

• She claims she was flashed by her Home Improvement co-star, Tim Allen. “On the first day of filming, I walked out of my dressing room, and Tim was in the hallway in his robe. He opened his robe and flashed me quickly — completely naked underneath. He said it was only fair, because he had seen me naked. Now we’re even. I laughed uncomfortably…Tim is a comedian, it’s his job to cross the line. I’m sure he had no bad intentions. Times have changed, though. I doubt anyone would try that post #MeToo. It’s a new world.”

I like Pamela Anderson, and no not because of all that bodily awesomeness. I felt bad for her when the sex tape of her and her pet horse Tommy Lee came out, and I thought it was weird when other starlets intentionally put out sex tapes knowing the damage it caused Anderson.

Nonetheless, this book from all accounts is filled with confessions, regrets, triumphs, and even a few more sultry details that we will have to find out about once we read it.

And no, it doesn’t come with a center-fold.