About the Episode

Hello, TUESDAY!

Hell finally froze over as #Alberta Premier Danielle Smith FINALLY met Canadian PM #JustinTrudeau. This is like if #MarjorieTaylorGreen FINALLY shook hands with #Joe #Biden. Seriously. AND #DanielleSmith wants to #FuckTrudeau. The look in her eye made me moist.

– What “The Handshake” will do for her political fortune (not good)

– Is she #pregnant?

– Was that a handshake or did she want JT to “touch it?”

Speaking of touching, we were all touched by #BenAffleck appearing at the #Grammys with his wife #J-Lo. Kidding; he looked fucking MISERABLE, and she wasn’t happy about it. We relive “Going To Your Spouses Work Function Misery,” and Dean is clear!!!

#Leo Dicaprio seems to have kept his GF under-25 streak alive and given himself six years of grace.

His New GF is 19. Leo is 50. Some people have a problem with that, but how can you argue with success??