About the Episode

I watched the Leaf game last night and couldn’t take my eyes off hockey analyst Sam Cosentino’s new hair dye job. I am going in on old guys who try to turn back the clock with hair dye. Everyone knows. 

– Speaking of Hair Dye, Vegas is 2/3 odds Trump serves some serious jail time. We’ll talk about the odds and his NY tax fraud case (he’s already been found guilty). Which Trump is going to fare worse in prison? Eric? Don JR or Ivanka

– Incel/GOP hopeful Vivek Ramswarmy said he wants to build a wall at the

US-Canada border. I think it’s a great Idea. We’ll discuss what it would take and why it would benefit Canada. 

– Streisands’memoir talks about that time she banged Justin Trudeau’s dad, and we’re leaning into why Canadian media doesn’t go after our personal lives. I mean, if we’re doing US politics, let’s fuckign do it and put TMZ hippies on Vespas to follow JT and other smarmy politicians around. Now Trudeau

is single; I want blurry pap shots of him grabbing ass. I want videos of PeePee sneaking out of his place and a full rundown of his wife’s family. If we’re going to do this, let’s do this. Trudeau and Streisand were front-page news for the year.