Source  –  Florida cops responding to a trespassing call were confronted by a male suspect armed with a “large dildo” that he swung at officers before being taken into custody.

Following a call from a homeowner about a man sleeping on his land, sheriff’s deputies earlier this month encountered Donald Hornback, 71, snoozing on the complainant’s property in Indiantown, a village outside Port St. Lucie.

Upon being rousted, Hornback declared that cops “had no right to remove him from the victim’s property,” according to a police report.

As Hornback gathered up his belongings in a backpack, the septuagenarian “picked up a large dildo and began to swing it around at the officers and the victim on scene.” The sex toy, not considered a dangerous weapon, did not prompt the use of deadly force by investigators.

Hornback was subsequently disarmed and taken into custody. Pictured above, he is free on $750 bond.

Hornback was named yesterday in a criminal information charging him with trespassing, a misdemeanor. He is scheduled for arraignment on December 14.

What 70-year old doesn’t go hiking with a “large dildo” these days.

Heres what happened.  Donnie Hornback doesn’t have the freedom to pursue ‘large dildo’ pleasure at home, so he had to tell the wife he was going for a hike.

Dildo in the backpack, Don probably downed a 40 of something to get up the liquid courage to wedge that thing into his happy hole and passed out during pleasure time.

I’ve been woken up after getting on a hard jag, and it’s startling.  Hornback woke up and snapped swinging the biggest object he could.  The “Large Dildo.”

Case closed.  I should be a cop.