Pornhub Is Offering A Lifetime $299 Membership. You’re Welcome.
Full Transparency: I don’t watch a lot of porn and if I do it’s for WORK PURPOSES ALONE. The other day we were playing clips from porn podcasts and I cringed like an 85-year-old losing a close game of cribbage, 5 seconds into the audio.
Porn’s cool I guess.
If I have 15 minutes to surf the web, I’m not throwing on some BBW vids to pull pud. I’d rather make a coffee and reply to the email I’ve put off for a week, or check the analytics and post stuff like this for you. The DeanBlundell.com user.
This commercial for the Pornhub LifePlan killed me. Especially the old porno freaks.
https://youtu.be/fh1hvoZdUgk
I get why they put mostly couples in the commercial too. It’s really hard to attract people with the reality of a guy jerking off in a car with his wiener in one hand and cell phone streaming porn in the other.
The Porn hub ‘Lifeplan’ runs you $299 USD and you’ll get ad-free pornos for the rest of your goddamned life. I have friends who’ll sign up. For sure my friend Peter and most likely Nigel.
Anyway, it starts on Friday, Nov 29 and goes until Dec 2. I personally won’t be signing up because the porn I watch is for work purposes ONLY and there’s enough pornography on the web to meet my needs. I’m just letting you perverts know because it matters to you and that matters most to me. This month we set a record for unique visitors and users with over 500k and counting. That just means we know what you want even if I don’t.
But if I did, I’d just use it for WORK I SWEAR.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
