The principal and president of St. Michael’s College School have both resigned amid an investigation into alleged assaults and sexual assaults involving students at the school.

In a statement issued on Thursday evening, the school said the resignations of president Father Jefferson Thompson and principal Greg Reeves were effective immediately. The school cited their “shared desire to move the school forward without distractions and allow it to focus on healing.”

“Reeves and Thompson have always put the welfare, education and formation of our students first – and they do so once again today,” the news release said. “Having fulfilled their moral and ethical obligations to manage the immediate crisis and engage our school community, this courageous decision allows us to move forward with our goals: understanding how these events could have occurred, regaining the trust of our community and bringing cultural change to our school.”

In all, police have said they are investigating six separate incidents of assault or sexual assault at the school.

Six students have been arrested in connection with one of the alleged sexual assaults and have each been charged with sexual assault, gang sexual assault and sexual assault with a weapon.

Later Greg, you incompetent dick fart.

It’s the only recourse the school had in the face of everyone rogering each other with broomsticks in the bathroom and probably trying to cover it up by not reporting any of it for two days.

If they kept anyone involved with knowledge of any of the issues before it goes public, that school gets shut down, and I’m sure benefactors, crazy wealthy parents, board members, and anyone else with a financial stake in the school aren’t having that.  They did the only logical thing and gassed the Principal and The Padre in charge of the whole business and pumped them.

Catholic schools are bullshit anyway.  My son goes to a Catholic high school, and one of his friends asked one of the Fathers if it was a sin to be gay.  The Father said, “No, but it’s a sin to act on it.”

I asked what my son said when he heard it

“I laughed at him because it’s what he had to say.”

I can’t wait for the lawsuits.  Starting with free school for life anywhere they want to go, and I’d ask for the school to close its doors too.  Seems like the nice thing to do.