Qrista Ford’s Poorly Educated Husband – “H-Train” – Just Slid Into Caryma’s DM’s To “Educate” Her And Man, Is He Stupid

Jun 1, 2022

No one uses comic sans font, btw. No one over the age of 12 who doesn’t have a significant learning disability (people with extreme dyslexia LOVE comic sans) uses comic sans, bro.

Ernie “H-Train” Haynes suggests his out-of-work, high school educated, lingerie football-playing housewife, Krista Ford, knows more about gun control regulation than anyone in the provincial government (His father-in-law is the premier). Not sure if Ernie knows, but gun control is a federal thing, but whatever. He does chin-ups in hotpants for hours and doesn’t understand racial equality, so I expect this.


H-train is shooting his shot with one of the brightest female Lawyers in the country, so I hope Caryma takes advantage of this sweet, sweet “Oppertunity” to educate herself with a publicized one on one with a guy who thinks Noah built an Ark and Jesus cures COVID. That would be a RIP.

Guys like H-train only fight when their privilege is challenged. He probably owns many guns on the banned list (handguns included), and this is how he expresses that anger—sliding into Caryma’s DMs with an almost unreadable shit post with veiled threads about his wife’s Daddy.


Caryma, being the rock she is, replied by accepting Ernie’s education request. Ernie won’t respond. She called his bluff, and deep down, he knows he’s too stupid for a conversation with a Lawyer who graduated at the top of her class.

Ernie will do what he’s doing right now: pretend he’s in charge of a conversation he’s legitimately too dumb to have.

H-Train is your guy if you want to know how to build mass/hide roid shrink dink.

If you want to debate the Criminal Law Act of 1977 and the reasonable limitations in Canada’s Charter of Rights and Freedoms, Caryma is the girl/Lawyer you are looking for.

Stop using comic sans font and download Grammarly if you want people to take you seriously, Ern.

You’re welcome.


Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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