I say ‘no’ but let’s not judge it as ‘smut’ just yet.

The Website TryQuinn.com is pretty cool if you wanna fall asleep to a million kinds of audio porn.

I notice the tag #Fingering in this last screengrab of the landing page for the website.  You may have too.  I don’t know if that means that’s what you do while listening to ‘Stress Relief’…

…or that’s what’s going on in that specific Porn Cast but I’m not going to find out because that’s just fucking weird.  I’m proud of my browser history.  There’s no way I’m putting that in my sphere of web influence footprint to be asked about it by someone at work.

“Hey I noticed you were listening to a “PORN PODCAST” on the home page of your Laptop, there DEAN”

“UH, I was checking to see if the fingering podcast was about me or the person in the podcast?”
Nope.

Correction.  I just listened to the ‘Romantic night in’ by Cardlinaudio and it’s a fucking THRILL.  OMG, if you listen to one thing in your whole life, listen for 30 straight seconds and try not to squint cringe or laugh your ass off.  I dare you.

LISTEN TO THE EPISODE HERE AND I SWEAR TO CHRIST YOU’LL LOVE IT

I might start recording it tomorrow in the podcast.  Why not?  If it grosses you out and makes you laugh, who won’t love it.  It’s like a car crash or those zit popping videos we put up from time to time.  Yunno, the ones that look like someone’s squeezing ginger paste from a tube but the tube is the open wound of a cyst?

AMMA Right???

Right.  So for a wank bank aid or to make all the dinner guests laugh as, listen to PORN PODCASTS.  And look for the first one in our podcast tomorrow.  For FREE.