Trading Chicken Alfredo And A Sprite For A 15 Year Old Seems Like A Pretty Good Deal To Me.
Source – Male college student, 22, is arrested trying to trade CHICKEN ALFREDO and Sprite for sex with an undercover officer posing as a 15-year-old boy
- An Ohio college student was arrested after he tried to solicit an undercover police officer posing as a 15-year-old boy for sex online
- Albert Maruna, 22, responded to a notice on a dating app on December 5
- Maruna, who is enrolled as a student at Youngstown State University, allegedly told the officer that he didn’t believe sex with a 15-year-old boy was wrong
- The officer then received nude photos Maruna took of himself, according to police
- Police allege Maruna tried to arrange a face-to-face meeting. He allegedly insisted that the ‘boy’ come to their meeting wearing a jock strap
- Maruna allegedly told the officer that he was going to bring lube, Sprite, and chicken Alfredo
He was charged with importuning, disseminating matter harmful or obscene to juveniles, possession of criminal tools and unlawful sexual conduct with a minor.
Police found him with a Tupperware container full of chicken Alfredo in addition to other items.
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Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing?
This guy looks a little too innocent to be a predator. Probably just a big, misguided loser looking for love.
Equating sex with food is something gigantic people (with no chance) do because food makes them happy, I guess.
I could deal with some normal stuff – maybe a banana, or some maple syrup…strawberries?
Tub of Guts comes out of left field with Sprite and Chicken Alfredo. Perfect meal for a kid, actually. They’re into garbage food, plus he will have tons of energy for the sweaty slime session he has in mind.
The jock strap? I dunno. He’s fixated on athletes because he can’t be one?
AND who is this undercover cop that is posing as a fifteen-year-old? Progeria makes you age faster, but there is no condition that goes the opposite way. He must be a midget with really nice skin or something.
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