REPORT: Was Trump’s ‘Dumb Son’ Eric, Conceived By Sloth From Goonies?
Maybe Eric was the beneficiary of leftover man seed, or Trump drank some Drano the night Eric was made, but he’s a dead ringer for the long-lost son of Sloth from one of the greatest movies ever, Goonies.
Right??
Eric’s perpetual “who farted” face and his summer teeth are incredibly weird. His eyes are fetal alcohol close together and he’s apparently not smart enough to be trusted to work for his dipshit dad, so Eric’s wife Lara has to run around For Donald doing his dirty work.
Yesterday Omarosa released another recording of Lara Trump trying to buy her silence with a 180k a year no-show job and while the world was shocked…
https://twitter.com/Otpor17/status/1030160496052367360
..I kept thinking “Jesus, Eric Trump must be revered as the Trump Village idiot if Don gets Lara to the dirty work/collusion/bribing people, meant for blood relatives.”
Suck on that today. The stupidest Trump is too stupid to carry out his dad’s criminal activity that everyone else can’t do properly either.
Case and Point: Lara Trump Was caught bribing Omarosa on tape. Fuck. I could do that.
But Eric is too stupid to be trusted to screw something up. That’s impressively stupid.
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