I’ve had a theory on seemingly ordinary celebs who line up behind the conspiracy crew. Some of them are dumb, but most are trying to get in front of stuff like this…

The Times: Four women have alleged sexual assaults between 2006 and 2013, while he was a presenter for BBC Radio 2 and Channel 4 and then an actor in Hollywood films. Others have made a range of accusations about Brand’s controlling, abusive and predatory behaviour.

Brand denied the allegations and said his relationships have all been consensual.

The findings come from a joint investigation by The Sunday Times, The Times and Channel 4 Dispatches.

One woman alleges that Brand raped her against a wall in his Los Angeles home. She was treated at a rape crisis centre on the same day, according to medical records. Text messages show that in the hours after leaving his house, she told Brand that she had been scared by him and felt taken advantage of, adding: “When a girl say[s] NO it means no.” Brand replied saying he was “very sorry”.

A second woman alleges that Brand assaulted her when he was 31 and she was 16 and still at school. She said he referred to her as “the child” during an emotionally abusive and controlling relationship that lasted for about three months, and that Brand once “forced his penis down her throat”, making her choke. She says she tried to push him off and said she had to punch him in the stomach to make him stop.

A third woman claims that he sexually assaulted her while she worked with him in Los Angeles, and that he threatened to take legal action if she told anyone else about her allegation.

The fourth described being sexually assaulted by Brand and him being physically and emotionally abusive towards her.

All said they felt ready to speak only after being approached by reporters. Several said they felt compelled to do so given Brand’s newfound prominence as an online wellness influencer, with millions of followers on YouTube and other sites.

The others have accused him of physical and emotional abuse, sexual harassment and bullying.

Russell Brand denies accusations of rape, sexual assault and controlling and emotionally abusive behaviour.

Five women share their stories with @C4Dispatches in a joint investigation with @thetimes.pic.twitter.com/3BOVpam7Qk

— The Intellectualist (@highbrow_nobrow) September 16, 2023

What are the chances Russell Brand’s pivot to conspiracy content is because he read his own rapey tea leaves?

Donald Trump?

Matt Gaetz?

They need a conspiracy crew and their pea-brained followers to fight on their behalf, and they’ve been feeding the machine for years for moments like this. It’s easier to insert doubt when you have an army of fucking morons fighting your rape allegations on your behalf.

What are the chances Russell didn’t rape any women who don’t know each other and have the same story? Almost zero. Russell, like every other person who sexually assaults another human, knows what he did. We all know what we “did,” and Brand’s shocking turn into an alt-right heal who questions everything as a conspiracy can just add his rape allegations to the pile like Trump, Gaetz, and every other sick fuck who advocates conspiracies to sew doubt just in case they need that doubt a later date.

Doubt is a great strategy, and what better doubtful army than a group of people who lack any ability to reason?

Assholes who hide behind “free thinking,” conspiracies, Religion, and natural values usually hide something. It’s called projection, and it’s a strategy employed by perverts. They line up behind a seemingly harmless ideology to create a perception in case their misdeeds catch up to them. They then point to their last 2-5 years as a resume before recording a social media video screaming how it was all consensual.

This is happening pic.twitter.com/N8zIKLbJN2

— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) September 15, 2023

It didn’t take long for Elon Musk to come to his rescue—the same Elon Musk who offered a flight attendant a horse in exchange for an in-flight blow job.

Elon used doubt to battle his sex assault shit too. Andrew Tate, charged with sex abuse/human trafficking, came to Brand’s defense today because he needs the same doubt to stay out of a Romanian jail.

It’s AMAZING to me. The same bros playing for the same team with the same allegation of rape and sexual assault are all innocent of every charge. And they all come to each other’s defense for the same reason.

“It’s a coordinated effort to shut me up because I’m a victim of the deep state.”  LOLZ.

Or you raped people, and now they’re all talking about what you did, Russ. There’s that.

One woman alleges that Russell Brand raped her against a wall in his Los Angeles home. She was treated at a rape crisis centre on the same day, according to medical records pic.twitter.com/bffJWIfpMp

— The Times and The Sunday Times (@thetimes) September 16, 2023

DB