LFG!!!
I only want the best for Mint Mobile customers. Think I’ve found it. pic.twitter.com/nSNmGKLmN2
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) March 15, 2023
T-Mobile just gave Ryan $1.35 BILLION for his Mint Mobile brand. Add the $610 million he got for Aviation Gin and the 1.6 Billion he has in the bank, and The Ottawa Senators are Ryan Reynold’s to pimp to the world.
Can you imagine the fucking merch opportunities?
Deadpool ➡️ Senators!?
Ryan Reynolds is reportedly interested in buying the Senators. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/6kLVEHAN6g
— theScore (@theScore) November 3, 2022
2018: Ryan Reynolds buys into Aviation Gin
2019: He buys into Mint Mobile
2020: He buys into Wrexham AFCSince:
2020: Diageo buys Aviation Gin, $600M
2022: Wrexham’s best record in years
Today: T-Mobile buys Mint Mobile, $1.3BNow, Reynolds may become an Ottawa Senators owner. pic.twitter.com/FbKRnkZ6fB
— Front Office Sports (@FOS) March 16, 2023
Every movie, every business, and every side hustle Reynolds has been involved in has led to this one moment. The moment when he becomes the owner of the most boring Canadian NHL franchise in need of some serious (financial) stability that only Ruyan Fucking Reynolds can offer.
Reynolds’s ability to get eyeballs is unparalleled. He successfully parlayed his rep as one of Canada’s greatest movie stars into a severe businessman and a marketing genius who can put the lowly Senator on his back and out of the cellar of perennial embarrassment. And no one wants this to happen more than the current owners of the Ottawa Senators, Anna and Olivia Melnyk—Eugene’s kids.
What 26 and 28-year-old female WOULDN’T be excited to consummate a deal with this guy:
What I LOVE about Reynolds is he’s the best version of whatever he wants to do that day.
He’s not a movie star. He’s Ryan Reynolds.
Monday, he might be a movie star.
Tuesday, he might be the CEO of a marketing company.
Wednesday, he could be the owner/operator of a Gin Distillery.
Thursday, he’s the CEO and CMO of Mint Mobile.
Friday? Friday’s are Sens ownership days where everyone in the stands has an exclusive Deadpool/Sens jersey while Blake Lively and the kids are eating popcorn and Candy floss in the powers box with Ryan crushing Gins talking with Pierre Dorion about how to pry Auston Matthews out of Toronto.
Saturdays, he owns Wrexham FC, and Sundays, he rests like the Lord he is.
He’s Ryan Reynolds. Anything is possible, and EVERYONE will want to play/work for him.
What a time to be Ryan Reynolds. And what A time to be a Senators fan. For the first time in my life, I’m jealous.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
