There is a serial poop-slinger on the loose in the streets of Toronto!

Legit.

A man has dumped a bucket of feces and urine (combined) on students at the University of Toronto (St. George campus), as well as at York University.

Talk about getting shit-faced at university.

I’m sorry I can’t help myself.

Talk about a shitty education system.

Ok, I’ll stop now.

The Perp

Male, Black, in his 20’s.

You can see him here.

Police release photo of suspect in feces-throwing incident at York U library

As I’m writing this a third incident is being reported

WHAT THE SHIT!!!  (Literally)

I hope this guy gets the book thrown at him, as well as a bucket of poo and wizz.

This is the only time I’ll condone waterboarding if the water is replaced with diarrhea.

I know it might not sound like it to some, but this is extremely dangerous, as in assault with a deadly weapon and attempted murder charge serious.  What if one of these poor victims develops an infection that kills them from this idiotic prank?

Judging by the perpetrator’s age I’m guessing this is possibly a mental illness case.  Or since the victims have all been Southeast Asian, potentially a hate crime.

Don’t fling your shit at people guys, it’s unbecoming.