Canada has long been a key player in global diplomacy, trade, and democratic governance. As tensions rise in international politics, new trade partnerships and security alliances are more crucial than ever. One bold idea that has occasionally surfaced in the face of this Trump/Putin Axis is the possibility of Canada joining the European Union (EU).

While it may seem unconventional, given Canada’s geographical position in North America, there are VERY compelling arguments in favor of Canada joining the EU.

Especially right now.

Why Should Canada Consider EU Membership?

Joining the EU would bring Canada several strategic, economic, and security benefits. As a highly developed country with strong democratic institutions, Canada already shares many values and policies with the EU. But beyond ideological alignment, EU membership could offer Canada:

1. Stronger Security Guarantees

• Canada is already a NATO ally, but EU membership would provide an additional security layer.
• The EU has a mutual defense clause (Article 42.7 of the Treaty on the European Union) that guarantees military and diplomatic support in case of an attack.
• Closer ties with the EU would help reduce Canada’s reliance on U.S.-led security frameworks, offering a multilateral alternative.

2. Expanded Trade and Economic Opportunities

• Canada already has a Comprehensive Economic and Trade Agreement (CETA) with the EU, but full EU membership would eliminate any remaining trade barriers.
• Canada would gain access to the EU Single Market, the world’s largest trading bloc with over 450 million consumers – 80 million more than our new enemy to the south.
• The EU’s economic policies emphasize sustainability, worker protection, and innovation, which align well with Canada’s policies.
• Canadian businesses would face fewer regulatory hurdles when trading with European partners.

3. Strengthening Global Democracy Against Autocracy

• The EU is a global leader in promoting democratic values, human rights, and the rule of law.
• By joining the EU, Canada would reinforce a bloc that counters authoritarian regimes, including China and Russia.
• Canada’s voice would add weight to the EU’s global stance against disinformation, election interference, and political repression.

4. Diversification Away From U.S. Dependence

• The U.S. remains Canada’s largest trading partner, but political shifts (such as Trump-style protectionism) have shown that reliance on the US economy can be risky.
• The EU offers a stable economic and political partner that operates independently of the US.
• Canada would benefit from a more balanced foreign policy, maintaining strong US ties while integrating with a powerful global bloc.

What Would the Process of Joining the EU Look Like?

While Canada has strong existing ties with Europe, formally joining the EU would be a complex and lengthy process. Here’s a step-by-step look at how it could unfold:

Step 1: Expressing Interest and Political Alignment

• Canada would need to express formally its interest in EU membership.
• A national debate and referendum might be required to gauge public support.
• The Canadian government would need to align policies with EU membership criteria.

Step 2: Meeting the Copenhagen Criteria

The EU has strict entry requirements, known as the Copenhagen Criteria, which new members must fulfill. Canada already meets most of these requirements, but some key areas for evaluation would be:

• Stable democratic governance (✔ Canada already meets this requirement).
• A functioning market economy (✔ Canada is a G7 economy).
• Ability to adopt and implement EU laws (Requires some policy adjustments).

Step 3: Accession Negotiations

• Canada and the EU would negotiate specific terms of accession covering trade, labor laws, environmental regulations, and financial contributions to the EU budget.
• Canada might negotiate special exemptions, as some countries (like Norway) have done in certain areas.

Step 4: Approval from EU Institutions and Member States

• The European Parliament and European Commission would review and vote on Canada’s application.
• All 27 EU member states must unanimously approve Canada’s accession.
• A transition period may be set up to allow gradual implementation of EU policies in Canada.

Step 5: Full Integration into the EU

• Canada would officially adopt EU trade laws and participate in EU decision-making.
• Canada might keep its currency (CAD) or adopt the Euro over time, depending on negotiations.
• Canadian citizens would gain EU citizenship rights, including freedom of movement across all EU countries.

(What Canadian wouldn’t want an all-access passport to Europe??)

“Could Canada Join the EU?”

I certainly wouldn’t say no to an EU passport.https://t.co/iGCvFd7RBK

— Allan Stromfeldt Christensen (@stromfeldt) February 14, 2025

What Would EU Membership Mean for Canada?

1. Economic Growth & Stability

• As an EU member, Canada would enjoy unhindered trade access to European markets, boosting exports and investment.
• Increased foreign direct investment (FDI) from European companies.
• Canadian workers and businesses would have better job and business opportunities across Europe.

2. Stronger Political Influence

• Canada would gain a seat at the EU decision-making table, influencing climate change, trade, security, and technology policies.
• More diplomatic power to counteract US policies that negatively affect Canada.
• Canada could champion progressive policies on the world stage alongside EU nations.

3. Reinforced Security Against Global Threats

• Joint defense policies would strengthen Canada’s security.
• Canada would be part of a unified response against global cyber threats, election interference, and military aggression.
• Collective intelligence sharing with EU security agencies.

4. Global Leadership in Climate & Human Rights

• The EU leads the world in climate change policies and human rights protections.
• Canada could enhance its leadership role in environmental sustainability and green energy innovation.
• Stronger sanctions and diplomatic pressure on countries violating human rights.

Challenges and Considerations

While EU membership presents significant opportunities, challenges exist:

• Geographical Distance: Canada is far from Europe, requiring adjustments in transport, trade logistics, and defense policies.
• Adapting to EU Regulations: Some Canadian industries must adjust to stricter EU labor, food safety, and environmental policies and regulations.
• Relations with the US: Canada doesn’t need to balance its North American Free Trade (USMCA) commitments with new EU obligations anymore. The US is in violation of the USMCA with this Tariff/Annexation bullshit, so we’re good to go.

A Future Worth Exploring?

During the Trump/Musk/Putin/Xi era, abso-f*******-loutely. While the idea of Canada joining the EU might seem radical, it aligns with long-term goals of economic resilience, security enhancement, and global democratic leadership. Canada already shares strong historical, cultural, and political ties with Europe, and full EU membership could amplify its international influence.

Would it be easy? No. Would it be worth it? Without question or reservation. As global alliances shift and Canada looks to diversify its trade and security partnerships, perhaps it’s time to consider bold moves—like an EU membership bid—to put democratic thumbs on the scales of the shift toward the US, Russia, and China’s “Multipolar” authoritarian dream. To bolster our bargaining power in the face of this wave of autocratic efforts to turn countries into empires. Countries that want nothing to do with being the 51st fucking state or part of the greasy Soviet Union.