Should Canadians Take President Musk and First Lady Trump’s Annexation Threats Seriously?

If you’re a Canadian scrolling through the headlines and feeling like you’ve accidentally wandered into the dystopian part of a sci-fi novel, you’re not alone. The recent (and completely unhinged) threats from “President” Elon Musk and “First Lady” Ivanka Trump about annexing Canada have left many of us scratching our heads. Is this satire? Performance art? Or an actual geopolitical tantrum? Let’s dive into it and figure out what’s going on, how worried we should be, and why the names Musk, Trump, and Poilievre should tingle your spidey senses.

Canada will never and I mean ever never become the 51st state. Over my plucked and roasted body. pic.twitter.com/q78RFFYDwZ

— Canada Goose 🇨🇦 (@CanadaGoose911) December 18, 2024

First: Can America Even Annex Canada?

Let’s get the legal stuff out of the way. Annexing another country isn’t like adding a new Tesla feature—you can’t just roll out an “update” and declare it yours. Annexation would require either:

1. A Treaty Agreement is highly unlikely since Canada’s population, leaders, and allies would scream “no” in unison.
2. Military Invasion is also a logistical and diplomatic nightmare, given Canada’s defense agreements with NATO and its longstanding alliance with the U.S.
3. They Need Majority Approval: There’s always a chance President Musk lines up little green men at the border, but no President can just decide to invade Canada. Not even President Musk or First Lady Trump

For the record, the U.S. Constitution doesn’t exactly have a “How to Annex a Neighbor” manual. The process would involve amending their Constitution, provoking global condemnation, and facing immense internal and external political blowback. So, in short, no, they can’t just waltz in and make Canada the 51st State. They can incentivize the FUCK out of people like Doug Ford and Pierre Poilievre to give them parts of Canada, and that’s more likely.

Unless, of course, parts of America beg to become part of Canada, which is more likely.

🇨🇦Canada established communications with several US States for the purposes of annexation months ago.

We’re welcoming California ORE, WS, NY, all of NE first.

Every US state has a right to self determination.

Then we build a wall. pic.twitter.com/4VPTvl6YNy

— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) January 4, 2025

For the United States to annex Canada, several legal, political, and logistical factors must be aligned. Here’s a breakdown of what it would realistically require:

1. Consent from Canada

• Constitutional Changes: Annexation would require amendments to Canada’s Constitution, specifically the approval of the federal government, the House of Commons, the Senate, and the provinces. This would be a monumental task, as Canadian provinces and citizens would overwhelmingly oppose such a move.
• Referendum: For democratic legitimacy, Canada would likely need a nationwide referendum. Polls consistently show that Canadians strongly value their independence, making a favorable vote highly improbable.

2. Consent from the United States

• Congressional Approval: The U.S. Constitution doesn’t directly address annexation, but it would require approval from Congress. Both the House and Senate would need to pass legislation incorporating Canada as part of the Union.
• Statehood Process: If Canada were to join as multiple states, each territory would need to be admitted under Article IV, Section 3 of the U.S. Constitution.

3. International Ramifications

• Global Backlash: Annexation would provoke condemnation from international allies and organizations, including NATO, the UN, and the European Union. The U.S. would likely face sanctions and isolation for attempting to absorb a sovereign nation.
• Economic Impact: Canada is a key trading partner with independent agreements like the USMCA. Annexation would disrupt trade, destabilize markets, and hurt economies on both sides of the border.

4. Military Force (Unlikely and Illegal)

• International Law Violations: Using military force to annex Canada would violate international laws, including the UN Charter, which prohibits acts of aggression against sovereign states.
• NATO Considerations: Canada is a NATO member, and an attack on one member is considered an attack on all. The U.S. would face retaliatory action from allied nations.

5. Cultural and Identity Issues

• Canadians value their distinct identity, healthcare system, gun control laws, and political structure. Many would resist integration into a system they view as fundamentally different and less equitable.

Why This Is Unlikely

1. Canadian Opposition: Canadian nationalism and pride in sovereignty would create insurmountable resistance. No Canadian government could survive politically, even entertaining the idea. Not Even Poilievre’s Government, and he’s the Anti-Christ.
2. American Disinterest: While some Americans joke about “taking over Canada,” there’s no serious political will in the U.S. to pursue annexation. The logistical, legal, and economic costs far outweigh any perceived benefits.
3. NATO and International Deterrence: NATO would prevent any hostile takeover, and the U.S. would lose global standing for pursuing such an aggressive act.

Historical Precedents

• Annexation of Texas (1845): Texas joined the U.S. after breaking from Mexico, but it was an independent republic. Canada, in contrast, is a fully sovereign nation.
• Manifest Destiny: While 19th-century ideas of U.S. expansionism led to territorial growth, modern geopolitics no longer support such endeavors. Only Religious shitbags and technocrats subscribe to this Manifest Destiny Bullshit.

🚨🚨”Trump is not just threatening Canadian sovereignty as a tactic in a tariff war he’s normalizing the idea of annexing us in the American consciousness” my warning about Trump’s using Manifest Destiny doctrine to annex Canada on latest OShow #cdnpoli https://t.co/7719t5AM99 🇨🇦 pic.twitter.com/5ZgdE1VaCd

— Laura Babcock (@LauraBabcock) December 18, 2024

But Why Are These Threats Happening?

Oil.

Uranium Deposits.

Lithium Deposits.

Power.

Global domination and empire making.

Elon Musk has been flexing his influence in global politics, especially on behalf of far-right figures and movements. Whether it’s his Twitter tirades, his cozying up to authoritarian governments, or his peculiar alignment with divisive political figures like Trump and Alex Jones, Musk seems eager to be the billionaire puppet master of chaos.

For Canadians, Musk’s PR meddling isn’t just irritating; it’s a red flag. His support of Pierre Poilievre’s Conservative Party—along with public nods from Trump, Alex Jones, and even Russian bots—should make every voter pause. Let’s be blunt: if foreign powers and far-right figures are hyping up a Canadian politician, it’s not because they have Canada’s best interests at heart.

Do Canadians Even Want to Be the 51st State?

Short answer: no.

Longer answer: Fuck No. Polls consistently show that Canadians value their healthcare system, gun control laws, and cultural identity—all of which differ starkly from the U.S. A 2023 survey by [insert source] revealed that fewer than 15% of Canadians would ever consider joining the U.S.

Most of them live in provinces that the rest of Canada might jokingly be willing to part with (sorry, Alberta).

I. Can’t. Stop. Laughing. pic.twitter.com/52xokf3LEd

— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) December 27, 2024

What Should Scare Canadians More: The Threat or the Interference?

While the annexation threats are laughable, the bigger concern is the creeping influence of foreign powers in Canada’s politics. Musk, Trump, and even Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi have publicly or covertly supported Poilievre and his Conservatives. Why? Because destabilizing liberal democracies and propping up far-right ideologies serve their agendas—not yours.

For example, Musk’s Twitter (or X, as he insists on calling it) has become a hub for misinformation, amplifying voices that peddle anti-immigration rhetoric and climate denialism. Trump’s MAGA-style politics have already infected Canadian discourse, with Poilievre echoing talking points that wouldn’t be out of place at a Florida rally. And let’s not forget Russia’s well-documented efforts to meddle in Western elections—Canada included.

How to Protect Canada’s Sovereignty

Here’s where you come in. To keep Canada Canadian, we need to:

1. Stay Informed: Recognize when a politician’s platform sounds suspiciously like it was copy-pasted from a Trump speech.
2. Vote Wisely: If a candidate gets love from Elon Musk, Trump, or any far-right figure, ask yourself why. Spoiler alert: it’s not because they plan to improve your life.
3. Call Out Interference: Hold media platforms and politicians accountable for allowing foreign influence to seep into Canadian politics.
4. Protect Our Institutions: Support efforts to safeguard elections, media, and public discourse from disinformation campaigns.

Don’t Panic, But Stay Wary,

Should Canadians be losing sleep over Musk’s annexation threats? No. But should we pay close attention to the growing influence of far-right figures and their foreign backers in our politics? Absolutely. National security and sovereignty don’t just disappear overnight; they erode slowly when citizens stop paying attention. Especially when half of the Members of Canada’s incoming hard-right government all own MAGA hats and secretly wish they were their Evangelical Zealot GOP brothers and sisters.

So, Canada, stay sharp. If you see someone supported by Musk, Trump, or any far-right figure asking for your vote, remember: you’re not just choosing a politician—you’re deciding the future of your country. Let’s keep it ours.