Meet Eric Estavillo from Beautiful San Jose California.  He filed this lawsuit yesterday against Amazon’s streaming service ‘TWITCH’ because he can’t stop jerking off to all the pretty lady streamers and it’s becoming a REAL issue.

In this lawsuit, Mr. Estavillo gives dozens of examples of these twitch temptresses who somehow are able to telepathically make Estavillo masturbate so violently he’s injured he’s dick several times, jizzed on his monitor causing a blackout and fire in his apartment building.  Now THAT”S a masturbation issue and it reads like a ‘revenge of the nerd’s’ smut story.

So, let’s recap Eric’s fun little ride.

-He ONLY followers hot female twitch streamers (almost 800 of them).  In the Lawsuit, he names and provides pictures of some of the women of TWITCH who force him to beat his meat every day with impunity.

(MMMM…Fucking weird)

• He’s blaming TWITCH in the suit for making a streaming service and allowing pretty girls on it

• His lawsuit claims if it wasn’t for all these women blowing beer bottles jiggling in various states of undress, he wouldn’t HAVE to beat the shit out of his genitals ‘Multiple times a day

• Mr. Estevillo claims the service has destroyed his life and genitals and is asking for unspecified damages for all the forced masturbating.

BTW, how much do you have to masturbate to short circuit a fucking apartment building???

Probably A LOT.

Good Luck, Eric.  Take care of that pecker and get rid of your WiFi for 3 days.  You’ll be golden, ponyboy.