The Uranus Examiner, a small Missouri newspaper whose name inspired chuckles and groans when it launched a few months ago, is closing.

The paper’s editors announced the end of publication Friday, after publishing just five editions since September.

In statements posted on Facebook, Managing Editor Natalie Sanders and Louie Keen, the paper’s owner and publisher, blamed a judgmental “Fuddy Duddy Squad” for the Examiner’s demise.

You have to be a complete moron to start a newspaper in 2018.  You have to be the biggest moron in the solar system to start a paper called the Uranus Examiner in 2018

The town which is a historic stop on route 66 is also home to the world’s largest belt buckle and the Uranus Fudge Factory.  If we’re going to judge the Uranus Examiner, the Fudge Factory should be on the PC’s hit list too.

I love big swings and calling a newspaper The Uranus Examiner in 2018 is home run cut.    Way to go assholes, now Uranus is left without a newspaper, and no one will know when the ‘Parade Around Uranus’ will happen.  Dicks.