Stormy Daniels Detailed Description Of Donald Trumps Penis Is Horrific
Source – “I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d*** like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…”
Stormy Daniels has described President Trump’s penis in full, gory detail – comparing it to the character Toad from Mario Kart.
The unlikely and childhood-ruining comparison came as she outlined alleged sex sessions in her new book, Full Disclosure.
One extract obtained by The Guardian states: “He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d*** like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
There’s something you won’t see on CNN’s ticker.
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d*** like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
This is the kind of Information I’ve been waiting for. Screw Russian collusion, I wanted to know what Trump’s wang looked like in the worst way So I’m a happy camper. I knew it was small because he’s him but the horrific news that Trump’s junk looks like a mushroom on a Wookie’s forehead might even be too descriptive for me.
Generally speaking, wieners are gross. Like flaps of skin and meat surrounded by hair mere inches from the anus and when that dick belongs to a 70 year it’s unimaginably gross.
It’s a proud day for Melania and all the Trump kids hearing a graphic description of their dad’s genitals from a woman he’s admitted to having an affair with. Genetics being what they are I bet dollars to disgusting dicks Don jr or Eric inherited the bulbous-headed little fella too.
Stormy’s been in the porn game for 100 years, and she’s seen her share of terrible rods so to single Don’s out as the worst has to be a living nightmare for Trump. A woman who’s never said no to dick says yours is the grossest dick of all the dicks she’s dicked. Now we need some supportive comments from other self-respecting women who’ve taken a ride on the mushroom express, and we can die happy.
Yay #MarioKart and #Toad are trending on Twitter! pic.twitter.com/RiHYEaEE4Z
— Nintendo Life (@nintendolife) September 18, 2018
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