Where the hell was this course when I was in college?

SOURCE — A Utah college is offering a course that will evaluate and discuss different aspects of pornographic films.

“Hard core pornography is as American as apple pie and more popular that Sunday night football,” the course description states in part.

Recent Stories from fox13now.com

Top VideosWATCH MOREFOX 13 News 9 PM | Sunday,April 24

Westminster College is a private liberal arts college located in Salt Lake City and is offering the class as a two credit elective. A professor from the college told FOX 13 News the course runs from May 9 to June 4.

“Our approach to this billion-dollar industry is as both a cultural phenomenon that reflects and reinforces sexual inequalities,” the course description explains.

The course description says that students in the class will be watching and analyzing pornographic films.

“We will watch pornographic films together and discuss the sexualization of race, class and gender as an experimental, radical art form,” it states.

Wow. Can you imagine the final essay for this course? Choose your favourite film and porn star and write an essay on it. MLA format ONLY.

Analyzing it would be hilarious.

I think in scene #2, Jennifer moaned way too loud and it seemed fake. The hip thrusts from Fabio in the climax scene were way too quick.

This is higher learning at it’s finest. Can you imagine a lecture hall watching some full-frontal nudity mixed in with a little face riding, threesomes and the PAWG portion of the syllabus? The waitlist for this class is probably INSANE. You will have a lot of horny students going back to their dorms.

Business idea. Only Fans course. Teaching the business side of Only Fans. The only problem I see is having a full-blown boner in public. You would HAVE to waste band it the entire time.