Tariq, the “Quit Porn Specialist” Reasons To Stop Masturbating Is A Tweet Thread For The Ages
Tariq, the “Quit Porn Specialist,” wants you to know masturbating makes your wiener stink and weak, AND if you do it, you’re a fucking MURDERER!!
I’m not going to post all 30+ tweets from the Anti-Fap God, but his dedication to not masturbating and helping others not to masturbate or watch porn is a lesson in fake masturbation news.
Let’s go through a few of Tariq’s no-fap claims together like we don’t know anything about whipping up a batch.
1.
~ The Power of your Semen ~
Your legs help you to stand, walk and run,
But your semen is what gives you the ability to do so.
Not only does your semen produce children and pleasure,
It also has DEEP functions in your mind and body.
— Teriq Phillips | Freedom Coach (@TeriqPhillips) June 16, 2022
Incorrect. Your semen does not migrate from your balls to your brain. The only way that happens is if you jerk off while doing a handstand. You’d have to ingest over 100 ejaculates to benefit from trace amounts of protein in semen. I saw a porno like that once, but almost all the male actors missed the mark.
Even though “Semen Hydration” looks like it might be a real thing, it isn’t. Again, Jizz doesn’t travel from your nuts to your joints like WD40. Tariq should have saved this one for the end of his Semen thread. He probably lost all the MDs looking for help with this tweet.
The traveling sperm thing applies here too. If you have;t had the pleasure of a healthy masturbation sesh, trust me, you “NEED” to.
If the “Murder” bit is valid. The average male ejaculates 14 Gallons (52 liters) of semen in his lifetime. According to Tariq, I’ve murdered about 350 billion pre-people. That makes me (and every other 40-odd-year-old serial killing masturbator.
Your junk stinks when you don’t wash it OR after a weekend of camping. That’s it, buds.
Again, I can confirm that this is not true. I can’t speak for everyone else’s cock and balls, but men usually get the TOTAL OPPOSITE FEELING.
Most women will say they prefer a man who doesn’t smell like salt, vinegar chips, and onions. Agreed. Not masturbating won’t make you smell better. Soap, deodorant, or cologne will help with that; When you jerk off, BO doesn’t seep out of your pee hole before the money shot. You don’t start emitting stink from your junk after you touch it unless you touched something that stinks before you handled yourself, Tariq.
I guess Tariq, or “Q,” wrote this endorsement for himself. 
If you’re looking to stop pulling your wire, don’t. Keep it up. The benefits of masturbating extend to not being Tariq; The “Quit Porn Specialist.”
It’s also VERY healthy for your prostate when you hand start your tallywhacker. Not to mention the pre-sex benefits of giving it a yank. You can’t have one in the chamber when you’re on the job. It’s like walking a starving dog.
Science and the good people who make the pocket pussy say masturbation is great for you for the following (EXCELLENT) reasons:
- improved sleep.
- Increases relaxation.
- Boosts your immunity.
- It reduces stress.
- It increases endorphin production in your brain, increasing your physical and mental wellbeing (boosting your mood).
- It burns a decent number of calories (an estimated 4.2 calories per minute).
- It can reduce the risk of prostate cancer.
- It may improve cognitive functions.
- It can help you live longer! A Welsh study of 1000 men over 20 years revealed that men who had two or more orgasms a week died at half the rate of men who had less than two orgasms a month.
- It’s a safer form of sex.
- It’s impossible to contract STDs or STIs from masturbation.
- It’s impossible to impregnate someone accidentally.
- It allows you to explore your sexuality and your body.
- It strengthens your pelvic and anal muscles (making you harder).
- It can increase your libido (sex drive).
- It could help treat sexual problems, such as erectile dysfunction.
- It can help you last longer in bed.
- It increases sexual satisfaction.
— PocketPussy (@thePocketPuss) June 21, 2022
Now get after it!
DB
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
