As some of you may have heard the United States Mint released it’s 2020 collection back in February.  As part of it’s “America the Beautiful” collection the new National Parks quarter-dollar coin was released with the image of a fruit bat mother & it’s pup, in an attempt to bring awareness to the “threatened” status of the species in the Samoan wilderness.

It’s obvious that this is just another in-plain-sight maneuver by the Illuminati to remind us that they are in complete control and there is absolutely nothing that we can do about it.  This is a bold, tasteless, and diabolical slap in the face, as nearly half a million people have perished from their population control motivated dispersing of this virus…which is also a hoax…

How can it be both an Illuminati WMD and a hoax at the same time you ask?

The ordinary mind of the sheeple struggles to grasp the dual nature of everything which exists.  For instance, a pen (for our younger audience, an antiquated writing instrument used by people prior to computers), exists physically on an atomic level.  But a pen also exists non-physically, as the ability to express one’s thoughts, feelings, intent, or artistic vision.

The ability to understand that things are happening beyond our comprehension is a necessity, if you want to remove the wool from your eyes.

There are events in history that have been hidden.  But everything that is done in the dark will eventually come to light.  I wish to shine that light for you now.

Donald Trump has long been a polarizing figure, but this has never been more evident as it has been since his election as the President of the United States.  What you think you know about the Illuminati, the Freemasons, The Rockefellers, Builderbergs, the Priory of Sion, the Deep State, Skull & Bones, Sheldon Adelson, George Soros, etc., is not the same as the truth.

The truth is that there is an even more covert war occurring right in front of us.  It involves Nikola Tesla, the Trump family, and time travel.

The following is all the evidence you’ll need to determine what’s really going:

That’s about 2 weeks after the US Presidential Election.

I know this is a lot to unpack so let me break it down for you:

A book titled Baron Trump’s Marvelous Underground Journey, was found in the US Library of Congress.  The book is about a boy named Baron Trump who found a secret portal and time traveled.  The same sedated, idgaf expression can be found on the face of the story’s protagonist Baron, that can be observed on current President Donald Trump & First Lady Melania’s youngest son Barron’s face.  This isn’t even the craziest “coincidence.”

“Fictional” Baron had a mentor named…DON!

All of the events in the story take place in…RUSSIA!!

This book was written in 1896!!!

Are you still with me?  Because we haven’t even scratched the surface.

Just 4 years after the release of that book in 1896, the sequel to the book appears that is titled:  THE LAST PRESIDENT.

Here’s where things get creepy.  The Last President, is about a wealthy man from 5th Ave, NY, who wins the election although he was the ultimate underdog and not expected to.  Once he wins, the people in the story take to the streets in protest.

Sound familiar?  It gets better.

He begins selecting his cabinet and hires as Secretary of Agriculture a man by the name of Lafe Pence.

Now here’s where the truth is revealed.

On his deathbed the greatest inventor in human history Nikola Tesla admitted to having invented a time machine which he used to travel backwards as well as forwards in time.  Upon his passing, S.H.I.E.L.D. confiscates all of his property for study, but they can’t quite figure it out, so they request the assistance of another brilliant engineer, JOHN GEORGE TRUMP!  Trump tells S.H.I.E.L.D. & the FBI that he can’t figure it out.

Several incidents of time travel are glaringly obvious in that the names of Donald Trump’s parents had to be influenced.  This means that Baron (who if you haven’t figured out by now is Barron, or possibly Donald), had to travel back in time to when his grandparents or parents (depending on which school of thought you follow) were born and named.  Why?  How else do they end up with the names Frederick Christ Trump, and Mary Anne MacCleod?

Furthermore, Donald J Trump, is born on the same day as a Total Lunar Eclipse, which suggests the necessity of a dramatic astronomical event for executing time travel.  It also signifies how special his birth is as the potential saviour of humankind who has come to destroy life as we know it, either by leading us into a new era of Earthly life, or by leading us to the afterlife through death.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historically_significant_lunar_eclipses

This slide depicts the reality of the time travel claim, as Donald Trump is at once his own grandfather John George Trump, while simultaneously being his own uncle John Trump.  Either that or the author of this particular article confused the relationship to Don.  But it’s probably the former.  They are always trying to pull the wool over your eyes even if you have removed it.  You must always be vigilant.

It’s clear that John George Trump lied about figuring out Tesla’s time machine and began a family tradition of travelling through time using Tesla’s Bifrost, which is a type of bridge that one uses to navigate time and space.

There is also the possibility that since his inauguration, in an effort to keep it close to him but also guarded, Donald Trump has hidden the Tesseract in the White House Bunker.  This explains why he went straight to the bunker when he felt threatened by the violent riots outside of the White House.

Tear gas?

It also explains why certain US Senators such as Lindsay Graham, Ted Cruz, and Marco Rubio who used to be vehemently opposed to Trump, are now his biggest supporters.

This post is intended as satire.