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The Justin Trudeau Blackface/Groping Picture That Just Surfaced Is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!

Sep 19, 2019
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In 2001 Justin Trudeau was photographed in Blackface (or Brownface if you like) and Time Magazine published it today in the US. It’s sending shockwaves to horny housewives who hold themselves against the washing machine on spin cycle drinking Rose’ at 1 pm accross the Great White North.

Now, before you shit your PC tighty whities, know that I don’t think racism is ‘Hilarious’.  I do however think it’s hilarious this dimwit pretended like it didn’t exist for 18 years and pretends to be the Bastion of inclusiveness.

Let me also establish a number of other parameters for what you’re about to watch and read because I’m not giving you bored dickfarts something to misinterpret and if you do I’ll find you and level you down.

1. Black/Brownface isn’t fucking ‘Dark Makeup’.  It’s racist because a white person is doing it.  Blackface denoted the white person’s skewed vision of blacks sins 1441.  It was brought to the US in the late 1700s through a play in NYC where a drunk black character named ‘Mungo’ was portrayed through the white man’s perspective for the purpose of exploitation. You know, “RACIST”.

2. Justin said he shoulda known better and didn’t. I believe that and take him at his word. There’s no way that dumb fuck would have google the Origin or blackface at any point in his sheltered life so I’m sure he didn’t know better.

It’s for real, my man. When he was a teacher in 2001, he went to the Arabian Nights dance dressed like an Arabian with blackface. That doesn’t make him racist as much as it makes him really fucking stupid. That’s actually scarier than racism given his current job but then again racists are also really dumb so maybe that’s not an accurate statement. My point is you can’t call this pigeon racist. He’s just not that smart or honest which is clear now too.
Which beg’s the question of how did he not tell someone about this prior to today? Wouldn’t this have come up at some vetting meeting in the last 10 years?
“Ok Justin, Any dick pics?”
“Nope”
“Blackface?”
“Nope”


For his part, Trudeau Aopolgized and again, I take him at his word here too. I’d be sorry too but I would have tried to get ahead of this before TIME published it.

TIME Magazine. In the USA. Not Vancouver Today or any Canadian outlet but TIME Magazine in the USA, which begs yet another Question:
Did the Liberal Party burn every one of those yearbooks (except one)? And how did TIME Magazine manage to find something in our house we never knew existed. Hey, Canadian Journalists; you are gagging on a big American journalist turd right now. What’s wrong with you people? Do your goddamned jobs. If you want to be taken seriously as a hard-hitting big-time Canadian journo, you can’t have Some online Pleeb eat your lunch.

Let me say this too; Justin Trudeau is the farthest thing from a racist. What he did 18 years was racist and because he’s dumb he didn’t know that back then.  Now he does and he’s sorry.  There’s hasn’t been a more publically inclusive Prime Minister in the history of this country and I mean that.

Normally I’d say ‘case closed’ but that fucking picture is going to haunt him FOREVER and if doesn’t lose him the election I’d be shocked. He’s an international joke now and everywhere he goes around the world repping this country, this picture of him in blackface with a firm grip on some woman’s hip and chest, will follow.  Nice, huh.  I swear theres an uncomfortable chest grope there too but I might be wrong.

Pro tip:

Don’t take sides.  Just cheer the news the Canadian Election is now 100% more entertaining then don’t vote for the Liberals or Conservatives.  And ENJOY this.  The Emporer of Bullshit has no clothes and Jesus Christ he’s dumb.  But THIS.  IS.  AWESOME!!

You’re welcome.

And it’s hard to believe this guy…

…is this guy.

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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