The Unsealed Epstein Docs Are Boring. Here You Go!

Jan 3, 2024

I just spent the last hour going through about 30 documents from the Epsien sex trafficking case that the free world has been using to paint everyone from Trudeau to Jimmy Kimmel as a pedophile.

What a LETDOWN.

You can go through them here, yourself. If you have 3 hours, you’ll immediately want back.

Here are my takeaways:

Prince Andrew is Guilty AF and likes to grope underage girls while playing with a puppet of himself.

Pervert Harvard law professor Alan, “I kept my underpants on.” Dershowitz’s nill Clinton’s name popped up, but every name associated with Epstein Island is already out and has been for some time. There’s nothing new outside some detail about Prince Randy Andy’s puppet grope sesh.

French Oceanic Explorer Jaques Cousteau’s Grandaughter, Alexandra, is also on “the List,” which is weird AF, but rich people are weird AF—especially rich people who didn’t have to work for it.

I knew this document dump would be a huge whiff. We know the names of all the people Epstein compromised on his plane and at his Bahamian underage rape camp.

Maybe the best nugget from the document dump came from Trump’s niece, Mary, who gave some intense backstory in her latest Substack post and confirmation Trump was VERY tight with Epstein and connected a few more dots based on what she knows and can prove:

Backstory

Jeffrey Epstein was infamously let off the hook time and again for sexual abuse of girls, until enough public pressure got him locked up, until he allegedly committed suicide in prison. Despite acting as a pedophile pimp to some of the most powerful people in the world, none of these men have been held accountable.

That may now change.

Donald was very close to Epstein in the 90s. When New York Magazine asked Donald about Epstein for a piece called International Moneyman of Mystery, my uncle said, “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it.”

And there’s no doubt why Donald knew this:

Donald’s Flights

Donald flew on Epstein’s jet frequently in the 1990s – seven times, all over the east coast.

Palm Beach – the home of Mar-a-Lago. New York. A stop in Washington, DC…

They called Epstein’s plane the “Lolita Express”—I’m not joking.

Epstein, Donald, and Young Girls

Defenders of Donald say there’s no connection between Donald and young girls. Perhaps it’s because the media doesn’t highlight them.

Here are two examples—you be the judge:

1. Testifying at the trial of Epstein’s accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell, one Epstein accuser says Epstein introduced her to Donald at Mar-a-Lago. Soon, she became part of Donald’s teen pageant.

Later, some former Miss Teen USA pageant contestants reported that Donald walked in on them while they were changing. Several were as young as 15 years old.

But worse:

2. A woman who claimed she was introduced to Donald by Epstein at the age of 13 in 1994 sued Donald for allegedly making her his sex slave. Three days before the 2016 election, she suddenly instructed her attorney Lisa Bloom to drop the suit.

Right before the accuser’s new conference, her lawyer said she was forced to cancel, because she “has received numerous threats today, as have all the Trump accusers that I’ve represented…. she has been here all day, ready to do it, but unfortunately, she is in terrible fear.

Some of us can relate to that.

Epstein, anything is the perfect foil for labeling certain people as pedophiles, like Bill Gates or Bill Clinton. Epstein and the terror he unleashed on underage girls for more than two decades will be used as a kicker for extremists who don’t care about what Epstein did to those poor young girls. “Epstein’s list” social media posts are now the pedophile label-making reputation-killer, and the fact this list tells us nothing we didn’t already know won’t change that.

At least we know Prince Andrew likes to play with puppets while stealing the innocence of young girls and Donald Trump is totally who we knew he was. A pedo.

Gross.

DB

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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