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— Xansby Swanson (@arbyswehavethe2) September 5, 2023

I rarely find myself shocked by a video involving poop. Over the years, I’ve seen too much. Whether it was from my childhood, having weird friends, my time in a portable restroom at a camping festival or my current role as a father of a 9-month-old. It’s no secret that I’ve witnessed my fair share of unpleasant situations.

However, this particular video caught me completely off guard and it was only 7 seconds. This was a different league of distress.

Picture yourself in a cramped seat, surrounded by nothing but discomfort. You squirm and sweat profusely as you struggle to contain an impending explosion. It feels as though a river is about to burst into your pants.

The video has shit all up and down the aisles. All I can think is this person sprinted to the washroom, waiting way too long and shit all the way to the toilet. This most likely induced vomiting passengers, which adds to the smell.

No bueno. I stay away from dairy and gluten 24 hours before I fly. Easy game.