As far as cockfights go, this is it.   The main event.

Jonah Falcon has long been considered the King at 13.5 inches.  It’s real and it works.  He hasn’t stretched it out.  It’s 100 percent him.

Mexican national Robbie Cabrera has a 19-inch hammer but he’s been working that thing with weights over the past 30 years so Jonah says Robbie dick shouldn’t be considered ‘the worlds biggest.

Source: A MAN once believed to have the world’s largest penis has labeled the new self-proclaimed record-holder “disgusting” and “desperate”.

Jonah Falcon, who has a 13.5inch member, said the fact that Roberto Esquivel Cabrera had used weights to stretch his penis to 19inches meant his claim was absurd.

The spat comes after Roberto, from Saltillo, Mexico, admitted to spending his life trying to make it bigger. He has refused reduction operations, saying he wants to enter the porn industry.

Jonah, 47, from New York, told The Sun Online: “His penis isn’t 19inches.

“Doctors have acknowledged this and said he could have a normal sex life if he is essentially circumcised.

“It (Roberto’s story) has been going around for the past two-and-a-half years.

“We have advised him: ‘Mr. Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your penis so that it doesn’t hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children’.

“But he doesn’t accept it, he’d rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people.”

Radiologist Jesus Pablo Gilmore said: “Our findings on the CT scan were that he has very large foreskin, it goes almost to the knee.

Jonah found fame in 1999 after he was featured in the HBO documentary Private D***s: Men Exposed.

In 2012 he was stopped by TSA officials at San Francisco International Airport due to the large bulge in his pants.

Yeah, That’s no fair.  

You can’t call your foreskin a penis especially when more than half of your dick is foreskin.  Sorry, Roberto.  

That’s the penis equivalent of standing on your tippy-toes for your class grad pictures.

Plus, it has to be functional.  Mechanically, Roberto can’t maintain an erection and less than half of his gear is actually a penis and that needs to be factored into Guinness’s decision as to who has the world’s biggest rod.

There’s no difference between having 6 inches of Weiner with 13 inches of purposeless skin tacked on for shits and giggles. 

Jonah ‘gets’ his while Roberto wishes he could, but you can’t play ball with an overcooked piece of spaghetti.

Jonah Falcon for the win.