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There’s a growing list of losers who want to sue the NFL over ‘Sexually Suggestive’ Super Bowl halftime show

Feb 3, 2020

OK, Karen.

What a crock of shit.  Yesterday’s Super Bowl halftime show featuring Jlo and Shakira was sensational.  The only people who have a problem with it are soccer mom’s too big for Spanx, born again bigots, or women who haven’t been laid in a looooooong time.


Where were these purity activists when Adam Levine was throwing his shirtless dick around the cracker factory, last year?

Pressing up against the washing machine on spin-cycle.

My friend Tara Slone is a very progressive woman.  Yesterday, she tweeted she was missing the halftime show to hop on a flight so she asked people to keep her posted.  Some party animal named Chris Stain was coerced by his wife or mom to reply to Tara with disgust at what he saw which made him sick.

Tara’s common sense, empowering response to Chris Stain was perfect.

That’s the first time we’ve had an all-female halftime show and I thought the ladies equipped themselves perfectly.  I’d rather listen to lumberjacks work in the forest for the afternoon than a Jlo or Shakira song, but other than being confused by Jlo’s breast size in that skimpy tin number, I watched every second of it.

If you don’t like something, don’t fucking watch it.  Don’t listen to it, don’t interact with it and whatever you do don’t tell us about it because we don’t give A SHIT about your opinion.

No one does when it comes to something they like.  If Johnny liked the halftime show and Bill doesn’t, it’s Bill’s responsibility to find something else to watch.  It’s not Bill’s job to tell Johnny and everyone else who liked the halftime show they can’t watch it because it didn’t jive with Bills dead, black, conservative Christian, sexually challenged heart.

It’s just a better way to live.

Staying in your lane is a lost art.  I don’t go to church on Sunday to mock you praying to a dead guy who definitely did not ascend into heaven on a few strategic clouds 3 days after being brutally murdered, you don’t shit on me for liking the Superbowl stripper inspired salsa show.

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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