There’s a MAJOR sex toy shortage In Holland as a ship carrying containers full of ‘dildos, vibrators and male masturbators’ can’t get through the Suez Canal
The ship blocking the Suez Canal has officially been re-floated and thank God because the backlog of boats includes one laden with millions of sex toys.
A pleasure boat laden with sex toys has been blocked from entering the Suez Canal, causing widespread frustration for customers worldwide. The ship carrying around 20 containers full of ‘dildos, vibrators and male masturbators’ is stuck in the ongoing impasse, with no climax in sight. It’s one of around 230 ships waiting in a ‘traffic jam’ in the red sea while efforts to free up the passage continue. Dutch company EDC Retail – who run the biggest online sex toys shop in the Netherlands and Belgium – predict they are losing millions because they are unable to replenish their stocks which were snapped up during lockdown and Valentine’s Day.
The Dutch are a kinky bread, huh?
Most of these toys are Christmas and Valentine’s day orders so it’s going to take a long time for the good/horny people of the Netherlands to get their hands on the following items from EDC wholesale:
This one looks like it hurts. I don’t have or use sex toys so I have questions. Like, how to you place this on the wiener? The balls? Really? The description says ‘Cock/Ball Ring’ so how does this affect the balls?
I get what ‘Panty Vibe’ means. Congrats Tania.
Again, I get this.
No fucking way.
As above.
Why?
Maybe it’s a good thing this ‘Dildo’ boat is stranded.
Dean
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
