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They’re fighting over toilet paper in Hong Kong and there’s a real chance we’re approaching a ‘Mass Extinction Event’

Feb 9, 2020
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I didn’t know if I should have gone with ‘Mass Extinction Event’ in the headline but something waaaaaayyy bigger than ‘The Flu’ is happening in China.  They say there are over 800 dead (it’s more like 13,000 according to real reports) and 100k ( more like 2,000,000) people are said to be infected.

If you weren’t worried before, watch these videos of Hongkongers preparing for the Apocolypse.


There are literally NO shit tickets left to buy in the city of Hong Kong.  None.  They are beating the shit out of each other for anything to wipe their asses with, in a city of 7.5 million people.  That’s roughly 5 million more people than Toronto proper but to truly understand how packed Hong Kong is, it has 26,000 people per sq km.  Toronto? 4500 people per sq pm (2019).
Imagine putting 8 stories on top of Toronto, and that’s Hong kong.  It’s by far, the most densely populated city in the world so if #Coronavirus is gonna go on a rampage, Hong Kong would be like a soup-kitchen of disease with that kind of density map.
(Speaking of ‘soup kitchens’, the ‘soup kitchen’ scene from that Will Ferrell/Mark Whalberg cult classic ‘The Other Guys’, might be the funniest scene in comedy history.  I laugh every time the forensic cop says ‘Spite Shit’.  Every.  Single.  Time.)

Now, what would make the occupants one of the world’s biggest, smartest cites run out to hoard toilet paper, drinks and facemasks?  The Flu?  A bad cold season?  Smog?  OR, do the Good citizens of Hong Kong know EXACTLY what’s coming?  Should the rest of the world follow their lead?  Am I ‘Purelling’ too much in public?

Videos are surfacing of people in Wuhan suspected of having #Coronavirus being dragged out of their houses and beat with sticks before getting hauled away to Coronavirus ‘camps’ with some, never to bee seen again.

If you watched those videos, you’ll notice how quiet it is other than the action being recorded which creeps me out, big time.

And what’s with the rolling fumigation machine?  Does that worry anyone?

Cruise ships with thousands of people quarantined are sitting in ports from New York to Japan and we’re supposed to believe this is just a ‘really bad cold?’

I’m no conspiracy theorist but if you combine citizens beating each other for asswipe and Coke with the rest of the pictures and videos coming out of China, you should be concerned.

This concerned?

Nope.

But the personal tent looks cool.  It even has armholes.

Happy breathing!

 

D

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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