This guy ‘accidentally’ tasered himself in the dick and balls, had a heart attack and died storming the Capitol
Bravo.
This guy is the best story to come out of the ‘unarmed’ insurrection, yet.
Multiple news outlets confirmed that a total of four people died after the mobbing incident. One woman who was fatally shot by Capitol authorities was identified as Ashli Babbit. Two other men, and another woman passed away from “medical emergencies,” as well. They were later confirmed as Benjamin Phillips, Kevin Greeson, and Roseanne Boyland, District of Colombia police declared.
Outlets are claiming that one of the people who died from emergencies actually played a part in their own death. News 1130, as well as other news sources, are reporting that one of the males who died did so after accidentally shocking himself with a taser, which caused him to have a heart attack.
Ah, the old schaden-to-the-mutha-farking-freude.
The kitschy phrase ‘You just hate to see it’ was born for the death of this fella who at least got Christmas in before he enjoyed the feeling of excruciating pain in his dink and chest.
It’s a shame because it looks like he left behind a lot of ammo.
Ah, well.
Dean
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
