Video: This Guy Claims To Be A Time Traveler From The Year 2030 And He Even Passed A Lie Detector Test
Source – The good news? Cash money still exists. The bad news? You guessed it – Trump gets a second term.
Meet Noah. This guy says he is from the future, and the good news for frequent flyer miles hoarders is that human beings are still using planes in the year 2030, but electric trains are much more popular because they’re quicker. But all travel on this planet is basically chicken shit because starting in 2028, people will be able to make their way to Mars.
And who’s President of the United States in 2030? If you guessed Ilana Remikee, well, good for you for not only getting it right but also for knowing who in the hell that is.
Buy hey, don’t take our word for it. Instead, watch this video of the crew from ApexTV hooking Noah up to a lie detector test and asking him a bunch of questions about the next 12 years. Believe it or not, Noah actually passed the test. Cue the creepy music and have a watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyWOjfSxt3Q
Trips to the moon but zero moon bases? That blows. But how about the great news for the crew at ApexTV? They’re apparently extremely popular 12 years down the road, which is great job security for everyone involved at their channel.
Noah’s appearance on ApexTV looks to have captured the imagination more than other ApexTV videos, maybe due to him claiming to be from a future that isn’t all that distant.
Just a few of the things Noah said will happen in the original video include Donald Trump being re-elected in 2020, Bitcoin being used more, artificial intelligence becoming huge by 2021, electric cars that can travel at 600mph and humans flying to Mars in 2028.
2028 will also be the same year that time travel is made public, apparently. Guess at least then we can see if Noah is right.
“I want to be clear … my sole objective is to prove to you that time travel exists,” Noah said.
Well, my good time-traveling friend. Let me be clear. I want to know who wins the next ten Super Bowls. Thanks.
We all immediately think this kid is crazy but what if he isn’t? What if he is a time traveler and we’re crazy?
If Trump gets another term that in itself would make me a believer but most of this shit other than the time traveling itself is already on the way to happening so maybe he’s just a con man who’s really fucking calm and can lie his ass off like me in a jam.
Another dude came forward this week named Alexander Smith who brought a picture back with him from the year 2118.
He said time travel distorted the picture which is why it looks like a kid drawing. He also says the CIA wants to kill him because he knows too much.
If time travel existed I would travel back in time to the day I got married. Instead of the golf course nuptials, I would have played 18, got hammered ass wasted and put all my money on the Dallas Stars winning the Cup and made millions.
You’d think in 2118, they’d have shirts that fit.