
This Guy Won A Million Dollars After Entering Ohio’s Vaccine Lottery

If you want people to trade in their anti-vax principles, offer them money.
VICE: An Amazon delivery driver is about to be $1 million richer, thanks to Ohio’s bizarre, catchy bid to get more people in the state vaccinated against COVID-19 by promising cash or scholarships.
“I got a lot of bills to pay,” Jonathan Carlyle, a Toledo resident, said after winning the state’s Vax-a-Million jackpot Wednesday, according to local media outlets. He was still wearing his work uniform. “So, that’s the first thing that’s gonna happen.”
Congratulations, Jonathan! You just won a million dollars! Thank you for getting vaccinated! pic.twitter.com/EalWPMBagX
— Mike DeWine (@MikeDeWine) June 3, 2021
Vax-a-Million winner Jonathan Carlyle of Toledo is overwhelmed but said he’s hoping to use the $ to pay bills and buy a house.
“I kept hemming and hawing about (getting the vaccine)…and when the Vax-a-Million thing started I immediately went down there and got it.” @toledonews pic.twitter.com/BmkiwUIWnn— Kaitlin Durbin (@njKaitlinDurbin) June 3, 2021
Brilliant. A vaccine for 1 million dollars is a steal of a deal and I bet if we did a vaccine lottery in Canada, 99 percent of those blowing each other at freedom rallies get the jab.
I guarantee every single anti-vaxxer trades in their pitchfork and homemade picket signs for that sweet shot of unproven death juice if they had a legitimate shot at 1 million bucks.
Jesus, some of you would do it for a pack of smokes and a half-sack of Coors Light.
It’s nice to finally see someone who isn’t 98 attached to an oxygen tank win 1 million.
The easiest way to get to herd immunity in Canada is to start bribing all of those warriors with drugs and money. Free dime bags, $100 voucher for Tim Hortons. A coupon for a six pack or $50 cash is enough to change the mind of any conspiracy theorist to lazy and dumb to understand reality. Give em drugs and money and we’ll be vaxxed by Canada day.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.