Threesome Gone Wrong: Man Gets Threesome For His Birthday, Wife Leaves Him For That Woman 2 Weeks Later

Feb 11, 2022

Via New York Post NY Post- In 2020, Theresa Rose celebrated her husband’s birthday by engaging in a threesome with another woman. But her husband’s taste for sexual adventure backfired: Just a few weeks later, she left him and filed for divorce.

“Experiencing that intimate interaction with a woman for the first time, the physical and emotional depth was [so intense], I was like, ‘Oh my God, this is what’s been missing,’ ” Rose, 36, told The Post. (She requested to be referred to as “Rose,” which is her middle name, in order to protect her identity.)

She’s among a growing number of women leaving their husbands for other women. Many of them have been high-profile romances. Glennon Doyle wrote a best-seller, “Untamed,” about leaving her husband for women’s soccer star Abby Wambach. Former “The Real Housewives of Orange County” star Braunwyn Windham-Burke, 44, came out as gay in 2020 but remains married to husband Sean Burke — while getting hot and heavy with girlfriend Victoria Brito. And socialite Debby Hymowitz set Upper East Side tongues wagging over a decade ago when she left her hedge-fund husband, Gregg, for SoulCycle instructor Stacey Griffith.

“Many women have a broader capacity for diverse forms of sexual desire — for multiple partners, for same-gender partners, etc. — than they might be aware,” Diamond, a University of Utah psychology and gender studies professor, told The Post

Oooooooooooops. It’s no secret women are and will always be WAY better than men, it’s a surprise they decide to cohabitate with us at all. They’re loving, caring, kind, understanding, their bodies are a wonderland ( thank you John Mayer) the list goes on. Men are gross, farting, grease buckets who if we didn’t have women would be reduced to cave people forging for our food and fighting each other. Tell me I’m wrong.

All husbands, boyfriends and fuck buddies all joke about bringing in another woman into the mix, some succeed and can make it work and sometimes it backfires big time. Case and point, Theresa Rose decided to bring in a third to celebrate her husband’s bday and the emotional connection was so mind-blowing she had no choice but to leave the grunting neanderthal.

Rose was quoted as saying ” Experiencing that intimate interaction with a woman for the first time, the physical and emotional depth was [so intense], I was like, ‘Oh my God, this is what’s been missing”.

Well, no shit Sherlock. Men have as much depth as a kiddy pool and during sex are just happy to be there. Our good friend Lochlin says he blacks out every time the deed is getting done.

So word to the wise, next time you want to joke about adding a third remember your wife could leave you two weeks later for her. Wait a second maybe that’s a good thing? The silence when you watch a sports game? Whoa I’m getting ahead of myself I’ll save that thought for another blog

Rookie

Chris Rooke

Content Director-Producer-Writer

Related stories