I’ve been in the spotlight for a long time, and because of that, there have been books and articles and TV shows about me, most filled with errors, speculative and wrong. This book is my definitive story.https://t.co/t2vs8YusEG pic.twitter.com/HOHjtH5dxx

— Tiger Woods (@TigerWoods) October 15, 2019

Woods said, “I’ve been in the spotlight for a long time, and because of that, there have been books and articles and TV shows about me, most filled with errors, speculative and wrong. This book is my definitive story. It’s in my words and expresses my thoughts. It describes how I feel and what’s happened in my life. I’ve been working at it steadily, and I’m looking forward to continuing the process and creating a book that people will want to read.”

Meh.  I hope he doesn’t water his story down with vague references to the affairs and lie about Elin caving his front teeth in with a 9-iron.

Tiger was the most dominant, biggest athlete in any single sport in our generation and his descent into hookers, DUI’s and sex/drug addiction might have been bigger.

At the time of the ‘incident’ Tiger, was playing in 11-13 events, winning 5-7 times a year including at least 1 major every year.  No one in golf had been that automatic every week.  Phil Mickelson almost killed himself with all his distant second-place trophies.

I wanna hear about the hatred in the locker room and Jason Dufner’s ex-wife.

Tiger ‘allegedly’ corked Amanda Dufner which led to Lyndsay Vonn Breaking it off with Tiger.  At least that’s the rumor.

AND, if it’s the ‘definitive’ Tiger Woods Autobiographical book as told by Tiger Woods, it should at least be 100% truthful.

-Was Kultida really at the scene of the crime?

-Did he and his dad really tag-team showgirls in Vegas?

-Did he really never wear a domer?

-Does he regret anything?? (for real too, nothing about Majors or more time with his Dad…those are huge gimmes)  I mean a real-time breakdown of his sex/drug addiction.

-What’s it like to be THAT good.  So good no one in our generation ever was or will be THAT good at golf, maybe ever.  Tell me what it was like to be the best in the world for close to 20 years.

-I also wanna know what was wrong with Elin.  SOMETHING had to be wrong with Elin for him to do what he did. I wanna know what it was.  Not saying that makes it ok, but what was it?  A lisp or nervous laugh? Certain anatomy not to Tigers liking?

-Who’s the Worst Celeb (golf) cheater of all time?

-Best/worst life advice you got from Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley.  In that order.

-Did you do steroids?  And the answer is yes so let’s just get to how long.

This book better spill the beans and answer the questions instead of providing us golf’s version of the ‘sermon on the mount’ about never giving up.

No one cares about that anymore.

Now we wanna know the details of the greatest Rise and Fall of ANY athlete of that caliber save Mike Tyson but even THAT doesn’t do it justice.  And we want details.  You can say you don’t but there is no way that’s remotely true.  We love hearing about the Devil and you know that red-hot bastard lives in the details.  That’s what people want and what he actually might be defined by in the end, so give that to me in the Tiger Woods book and I’m reading it.  Everyone is reading that book.

And it’ll sell 10 million more copies too.  I know he has kids that can read but they OBVIOUSLY have access t the internet so they already know their Dad was a man whore.  They seem to have moved past it at The Masters. if memory serves me.

So let the fur fly Eldrick.  I fully expect you won’t but why not.  You’ve lost more than anyone in sports history and managed to get most of it back in a time where it’s not easy to come back.

Outside that he’s a douche rag golfer from Stanford which is boring AF so It’s in his best interest to get real.