Super quick, I’ve been off for two weeks. My wife just had a baby on Halloween, we were in the hospital for 10 days after. I will write a blog about that experience soon but I promised her I would take until the 22nd off from work so writing this blog is breaking protocol big time. Good thing she and Austin (my new child) are asleep on the couch and I am writing a rogue blog.

I couldn’t help myself. Look at that piece of poop above you. My wife, who just pushed a child out of her body asked me to grab her an everything bagel DOUBLE TOASTED with cheddar cheese and bacon for breakfast this morning. I walked to Timmys and ordered, upon my return I gave it to her and realized it was nothing more than a fart in a bag. Double toasted? Try zero toasted. The butter isn’t even melted. The bacon was cold. Come ON TIMMMMM!

She was NOT impressed and naturally it was somehow my fault. I took that picture above and shared it with the guys (Dean, Ryan and Loch). They agreed it was such an abomination it had to be a blog.

I know Tim Hortons is a dumpster fire but this is a joke, can’t a lady in postpartum get a toasted bagel? I guess not, continue to be mediocre Timmys. I am taking my talents to McDonald’s for a habanero egg McMuffin.

See you all on the 22nd for more blogs with substance, maybe from a different space. That’s what I call a TEASE!! Until then, back to diaper duty.

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