When all else fails, change the logo. It worked for Zuckerberg.

FB is now META.

Twitter is now “X”.

We now live in the “edglord” era

Twitter is now officially “X” which might mean many things but probably means nothing. Less than nothing. “X” has no revenue, and 25% fewer users than it did in 2022 because Elon Musk killed it.

Conspiracy theories. Platforming and paying far-right dickholes like him to keep the crypto bro/Ponzi scheme life alive on behalf of his global relationships with other fascist dickholes. Broken functionality, rotating blackouts, rate limits from not paying his hosting bills – Twitter is now dead and Elon is chasing his tail pretending “X” is part of something bigger that will be a global financial marketplace.

What’s Elon doing?  Trying to copy WeChat in North America which will be driven by old Twitter which is fucking hilarious and functionally impossible unless he copies WeChat and Elon LOVES to steal other people’s shit then pass it off as his own. His new fake CEO/Meat Puppet Linda Yaccarino announced the official change today and the X has officially replaced the bird.

Elon Musk wants to copy and turn Twitter into WeChat.
Through WeChat , Chinese officials have gained access to immense amounts of data, turning the app into a de facto surveillance tool for the government. pic.twitter.com/Fg3UBs9vgA

— Songpinganq (@songpinganq) July 24, 2023

There you go. The Ketamine chugging super CEO has decided that a name change, killing the bird, is the answer and there are new, unlimited possibilities with this mysterious new (non-existent) brand.

Sort of like promising self-driving cars that keep killing people, robots that don’t exist, and Nueralink that kills pigs,  no one knows what this big beautiful, unlimited app will do because Elon and his crack team of Ponzi scheme bros don’t have a fucking clue what it will be yet either.  That’s what Elon does best: Lies.

There’s no “X” app. It’ll be the same old shitbox of hate with losers selling t-shirts and eternal salvation mixed in with some red-hot Russian/Chinese propaganda and a host of Jeebus freaks pretending they’re on a holy war.

But at least you’ll get some SWEET new “X” lingo to replace your Twitter lexicon.

get ready to wipe 17 years of language off the board. You’re now RE-Xing and dX-Ming. SOOO edgy.

Elon was fired from Paypal for being an egregious asshole. He begged for Paypal to be Called “X”. When they changed the name, he threw a fit and Peter Thiel pushed him out. He tried to call Tesla “X”, named his bogied rocket company SpaceX and now he’s applying his X obsession to Twitter because he killed it so who gives a shit.

That’s right kids. A middle-aged man with hair plugs just pulled the pin on a legendary brand to rename it “X” as a revenge play from being butthurt 25 years ago, wiping out billions more in market value.

And what’s a small dick-showing contest without an LED light show on a building you owe 3 million in back rent on?

It doesn’t matter what Elon or his new pretend CEO says “X” is going to become. They’re still trying to figure out the swindle. How to get transaction fees and subs from dumb rubes who feel like they’re part of “the great uneducated awakening.”

I like slugging it out on Twitter (X) so I’ll stick around to watch his army of chronic masturbators cheer on his daily failures.  It’s my jam.

DB