Happy New Years from Pierre McGuire! #WinterClassic pic.twitter.com/m8ZLuobHC9

— Vinnie Parise (@VinnieParise) January 1, 2020

A few things. Pierre McGuire may be one of the dumbest sports donkeys we have out there. He is 100% on the sports donkey mount rushmore beside Skip Bayless, Max Kellerman & Steve Simmonds. I mean who in their right mind would think it’s a great idea to scarf a MASSIVE corn dog down their gullet on live TV. The dick jokes are endless.

I think Lochlin Cross speaks for all of us.

Hey @TSN_Sports DO NOT hire Pierre McGuire back…I'm begging you.

— Lochlin Cross (@LochlinCross) May 9, 2022

You know TSN is going to welcome him back to their Stanley Cup Playoff coverage with open arms beause TSN huffs farts and hasn’t been entertaining for YEARS.

My dude didn’t even last 10 months in his gig with one of the worst teams in the NHL.

He’s a total dweeb on all levels.

Photo of Pierre McGuire leaving the Canadian Tire Centre after this mornings news. pic.twitter.com/Y0lnCXibQt

— Piri Piri Pie (@PiriPiriPie) May 9, 2022

🚨 BREAKING NHL NEWS 🚨

Former NHL coach available for hire:

– Bald, devilishly charismatic
– Stanley Cup champion
– Personal friend of Sidney Crosby
– Encyclopedic knowledge of the game
– Knows the value of grit over stupid numbers

*not Barry Trotz but Pierre McGuire pic.twitter.com/5kCbdemMIN

— Petrov McGuire (@McguirePetrov) May 9, 2022

Senators fire Pierre McGuire after 10 months on job. 😳 https://t.co/3oblZAmq2a pic.twitter.com/GSigPhlGJl

— theScore (@theScore) May 9, 2022

He may have the most punchable face in sports broadcasting and he looks like the turtle from Master of Disguise.

Oh well, Ottawa is probably better off. Can’t wait to hear your on TSN 1050 tomorrow Pierre and on the hockey panel for the Leafs/Tampa game. Fuck MSM sucks.