Ultimate Sports Donkey Pierre McGuire Fired By The Ottawa Senators, I Hope To God This Doesn’t Mean He’s Returning To TV

May 10, 2022

A few things. Pierre McGuire may be one of the dumbest sports donkeys we have out there. He is 100% on the sports donkey mount rushmore beside Skip Bayless, Max Kellerman & Steve Simmonds. I mean who in their right mind would think it’s a great idea to scarf a MASSIVE corn dog down their gullet on live TV. The dick jokes are endless.

I think Lochlin Cross speaks for all of us.

You know TSN is going to welcome him back to their Stanley Cup Playoff coverage with open arms beause TSN huffs farts and hasn’t been entertaining for YEARS.

My dude didn’t even last 10 months in his gig with one of the worst teams in the NHL.

He’s a total dweeb on all levels.

He may have the most punchable face in sports broadcasting and he looks like the turtle from Master of Disguise.

Oh well, Ottawa is probably better off. Can’t wait to hear your on TSN 1050 tomorrow Pierre and on the hockey panel for the Leafs/Tampa game. Fuck MSM sucks.

Chris Rooke

Content Director-Producer-Writer

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