VERSUS: ‘Foul Smelling’ Ovarian Cyst Complete With Hair And Teeth VS Cheesy Leg Cyst (Graphic)
Once in a while, I’ll see two competing stories about the Human Body that require some attention. This story about a woman with a ‘Veggie/Toothy/Hairy’ growth rotting in her ovaries, is one of those stories.
Source: A mother who went to hospital with pain in her lower abdomen was found to have an ovarian cyst with traces of vegetables in it.
Doctors described the growth as ‘very foul-smelling’ and said it also had hair inside it.
The unnamed 32-year-old went to a hospital in Rochester, Michigan, because she’d had pain in the torso for about a week, with it getting worse in the past few days.
Originally given antibiotics used to treat gonorrhoea and tested for an STI, scans revealed one of her ovaries was infected.
When surgeons investigated they found a dermoid cyst – made of reproductive cells which can turn into various human tissues such as teeth, hair and skin.
If that’s not the grossest shit I’ve ever seen, I don’t know what is. It’s the hair. I hate hair so fucking much and mucous laden hair with a few molars is 100 percent nightmare fuel. I have the shitting high stomach/back of the throat sick feeling as I Type. ‘
If you’re like me, cleanse your gag reflex palate with a cyst full cottage cheese then tell me who Wins the ‘Worst Cyst’ Award.
Shout out to Dr. Pimple Popper who’s never been more relevant. Her Show on TLC is must watch.
This is why I don’t eat rice pudding.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
