Video: 22 Seconds Of Marcus Stroman Talking About His Greatness Is 22 Seconds Too Long

Mar 4, 2021

What a fucking TOOL.

After begging out of last year’s MLB season, former Blue Jays and notable thin-skinned little prick Marcus Stroman wanted everyone to know he’s still a huge dick.


The #BlowShow is back and he’s spitting hot ego to start the 2021 season.
Marcus Earl Stroman talks like he won the Cy Young last year.
He’s been an incredibly average pitcher for almost a decade and his numbers bear that out.
He’s sporting a career 51-47 record with a 3.76 ERA and off the field and on top of it, he’s fucking UNBEARABLE to be around.
I spoke to a former teammate of his a while back who said players don’t like him for the exact same reasons fans don’t like him. Stroman is all fucking talk and not about the act of doing it. He’s a 5’9 egomaniac whose fortune is the only one that matters.
‘He’s not a team guy and other players know that. Stro only cares about Stro.’
Listen to his 22 second ‘Me’ rant. It’s all there. He’s telling you what he’s capable of, like his success is preordained because he’s a fragile little twat who’s scared to death of failure, so he talks, each word more meaningless than the next.
I can’t think of another Toronto athlete I’ve hated as much as Stroman. He’s a fraud trying to convince the world he isn’t.
I’m just waiting for Pete Alonso to punch him out after a selfish dugout explosion, then I’ll be good.

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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