Video: 84-Year-Old Smoke Show Who Used To Have ‘Huge Knockers’ And A ‘WAP’ Has Some Life Advice You Need To Hear

Sep 18, 2020

I’m in love.  This is the kind of woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.  Fuck the 40 year age gap.

80 is the new 70 and I’m 47 but live like I’m 65 so maybe there’s a chance?

I read an article in the Washington Post a few years ago where they surveyed 1000 people over the age of 80 and the number 1 regret was they wished they worried less and enjoyed their lives more.

Mindfulness and being present arent things that don’t come to us naturally.  It’s work to invest time in yourself to change your perspective on life from rear regret and future worry instead of being present so YOU can experience the AMAZING life we live that never seems to meet our wants.

Grandma wants her big knockers and a moist hoo-ha but she’s accepted her reality and works with what she has and that the key to happiness, my friends.  She knows she’s a tube of KY and a push-up bra away from driving the men down at the VA crazy, she’s comfortable with that reality, and there’s nothing sexier than a confident woman.

We can’t always get what we want but sometimes you just might find you get what you need if you stop pretending the world isn’t fair and quit acting like a baby.

 

 

 

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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