I don’t know why she’s losing her fucking marbles. Maybe she forgot her pants and shirt and just didn’t wanna head home? Could be a mask protest or maybe she’s the jilted lover of the chef and she found out he’s banging the (much younger) hostess.

Naked Florida woman, 53, Tasered, charged with aggravated battery on law enforcement and felony criminal mischief after wrecking Outback Steak House and Moji Grill in Ocala #BecauseFlorida: https://t.co/tYyOFoOb5W pic.twitter.com/2TAY71XeUs

— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) June 6, 2021

What I do know is she’s 53 and probably peed herself after getting tasered by the cop.  I was also under the impression Outback Steakhouses closed during the pandemic.  Hmm.

At least she’s wearing flip flops. @AssortedGoodsPC pic.twitter.com/FIBXEoKBAK

— Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) June 6, 2021

For sure she did.

(I love how the taser sights were locked on to the unarmed woman from 8 feet…nice shooting tex)

I can’t explain why she was destroying everything in the restaurant OR why she’s totally naked other than the flip flops but she’s all slurry in the video so she’s probably fucked up.

Pretty agile for a blackout wasted chick.

I just checked with a cop friend of mine and he said she peed or pooped herself and the arresting officer prefers tasering a naked person.  It’s harder to pull the clothes off the perp if they shit themselves as opposed to a naked person and no cop wants to rides back to jail with someone in cuffs with a load in their pants.  He said normally they’ll call an ambulance and THEY will clean the person up and treat them before they’re transferred to jail.

The mind is a terrible thing to waste, kids.  This woman took care of her body (in a big bad way) but clearly not her mind.  Stay off (hard) drugs, get lots of sleep and say NO TO BENZOS.

DB