Video: Amazon Just Launched A Cashier-Less Grocery Store In Seattle. Probe-less Proctology Is Next

Jan 21, 2018
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Source  –  What is Amazon Go?

Amazon Go is a new kind of store with no checkout required. We created the world’s most advanced shopping technology, so you never have to wait in line. With our Just Walk Out Shopping experience, simply use the Amazon Go app to enter the store, take the products you want, and go! No lines, no checkout. (No, seriously.)

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How does Amazon Go work?

Our checkout-free shopping experience is made possible by the same types of technologies used in self-driving cars: computer vision, sensor fusion, and deep learning. Our Just Walk Out Technology automatically detects when products are taken from or returned to the shelves and keeps track of them in a virtual cart. When you’re done shopping, you can just leave the store. Shortly after, we’ll send you a receipt and charge your Amazon account.

 

I welcome our automated overlords especially if it means I don’t have to talk to a miserable cashier who hates their life.

Fucking Amazon.  Ten years ago Jeff Bezos was trying to get people to turn his shitty online bookstore into a delivery service, and now he’s the richest person ever.  Why?

Bezos likes waiting as much as the next guy and not waiting in line to buy Xmas presents and groceries is the biggest pain in the ass time thief unless you’re 85 years old.  Then it’s a day out.

Not me.  I can’t begin to count how many times I’ve left a full cart of groceries or clothes in line because it required me to give my time to some soul stealing lineup or cashier.

Jeff Bezos is a billionaire recognizes people like me run the world!

 

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