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Video: At This Point, Chris Sky Is Pure Entertainment To Me

Sep 27, 2021

While the rest of you are dredging up anti-social, triggered responses to Chris Sky’s weekly activities, I am fucking dying laughing over here.

Seriously.  I’m just here for the content.

He’s 5’5 and wears sunglasses meant for someone with a head twice the size of his. He shits all over his ‘followers’ at every rally and always shows up in pajamas or baggy jeans because he keeps skipping leg day.

He travels with criminals who do shit he doesn’t want to or can’t (sell his ‘books’ and t-shirts) and they all make me laugh.  Chris only co-ops help from people dumber than he is because if they were smarter, they wouldn’t be there.

Like my man Nick Smith.  He’s dumb as fuck and he’s a HUGE Chris Sky guy.  He’s also high as fuck on street crank so he’s PERFECT.

These dumb fucks got roped into selling ‘Freedumb’ T-shirts for 60 bucks a pop. It’s $100 if you want Chris to sign it, apparently.

Chris appeals to all kinds of dummies.  Here, Chris talks about federal politics with a PPC supporter who showed up to the rally in face paint like most normal people would do on a Sunday in September, 2 weeks after an election.

Chuckles here loved that sweet burn.  When he’s not riding Chris Sky’s freedom wiener, he’s showing movies on his gums.

His Boy Zeeshan Ahmed is Chris’s best bitch.  He’s been forced to bail Chris out of jail 7 times and it’s cost him THOUSANDS.  He’s Chris’s business manager too, which is making me laugh as I write this.  He arranged Chris’s security detail too.  LOL.

Fuck, I love these guys.

Because Twitter only cares about the chaos, you probably missed the funniest Chris Sky video of the weekend.  Chris sent some threatening texts to someone and to get on top of it he put out a video with two of his closest idiots to try to convince us he’s being hacked and watched by some nefarious government organization or Satan himself and I can’t even…

Chris Sky, ladies, and gentlemen.

Stop being angry and start enjoying this shit. It’s the kind of behavior that comes around every 75 years or so when a small collective of idiots get some runway to act out their paranoia and there’s only one guy dumb enough to be their leader.
These psycho’s don’t follow Chris because he’s some kind of non-compliant sage. They follow him because he’s just as stupid as they are and it fuels their stupidity and gives them a sense of community. I mean, it’s a community of crackheads and selfish assholes but holy shit are they funny.
Chris is monetizing their stupidity too (which I totally approve of) and he’s coming to London this week to make money from all the dumb unvaccinated rednecks in the beautiful county of Middlesex.
I just hope Caryma has enough gas in her scooter to get back.

Dean

PS: This isn’t dangerous if you’re vaxxed.  It’s the best show in the city and I legitimately laugh at everything this tool does.  You should too.  It’ll go away faster.   He’s only endangering his ‘people’ and I’m totally cool with that.

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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