Video: Baseball Umpire Quits Mid Game Because A Mom Made Fun Of His Height

Nov 19, 2019

Parents are the best/worst people in the world. Let me amend that statement. Asshole parents are the worst. Good parents are the best.
This happened at a high school game in Arizona and while the parents were huge douchers, this ump is in the wrong line of work. A ‘hundo P’, as they say.


This year I heard a woman call the referee of one of my son’s games ‘useless panty waste’, whatever that is.
I also saw a gigantic fat drunk dad and a lawyer get in a fight after the gigantic fat drunk dad called the umpire (the lawyer’s son) a stupid cunt. (Sorry, that’s a marginal word but I heard what I heard and bird is the word.
How about shut up and let coaches motivate the chitlins. If you don’t like a strike zone, STFU and eat your spits. You’re not playing.
And if you’re a short pussy with awful self-esteem, don’t become a part-time umpire. People are assholes and you’re the enemy if one of those people has a child on one of the teams in the game you’re umping.
Go work at a shoe store. Less grief, better pay. Cheap size 5’s.

Pip pip, little fella.

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Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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